Poorly, I'd guess. Ten inches long is unlikely but sure, let's say it is.
Seven inches in diameter, ye gods. My thigh is seven inches across a little above the knee (years of power lifting). I hope OP meant seven inches in circumference.
I'm curious about what Department of Natural Resources would charge you with here. Unless you were littering (condom wrappers? Which seems unlikely in this case)I should think about all they should be able to do is give you a dirty look.