My wife let slip, when at a friends house, how she liked it when I slid a dildo in with my cock as I fucked her. there where 6 women a a few husbands and the women cracked up. Said I must be way to skinny or does she have a huge pussy. My wife said she had a normal sized pussy and left it at that.
Later around same house, similar group of friends, I had to use the bathroom and the door didn't lock, their youngun walked in while I was pissing and walked out. When I got back to the room and sat down at the table the mother said to me. Ohh poor you her son had said he was bigger than me. My wife just about fell off the chair laughing.