I like your selection except for anal ease as I believe that has a desensitizing agent which I don't like because that can cause you not to feel something important that could end up getting you hurt
So far I have had no disappointments with it other than like I said needs to be reapplied a little more often but so far has been good for condoms and all toys that I have used it on
I'm thinking maybe the kitchen counter or dining room table with the curtains open so occasionally you might get noticed by somebody keeping yourself warmed up and wet with sticky fingers waiting on me to arrive