Came across this post a few days ago, been giving it some thought, here's what I came up with for my wife:
1. First blowjob and swallowed cum at 14, lost virginity at 16.
2. Loves older men, at 16 she fucked a 23 year old, at 17 a 40 year old. In early 40's a 78 year old - her oldest to date...