my woman just golden showers me right on the bed.
if she has to brown-storm, she's on her on. then she has to shower and sanitize the trunk before we do ATM
If you trust her to me for a few minutes I can guarantee you that she will come back to you with a grin on her face.
All I am going to do is re-arrange her bouquet for you.
you men who arent african american, if you havent had sex with an african american lady you dont know what youre missing. and be careful because you might not want any other vagina.
some wives dont know or pretend they dont know how iphones earpods function as a listening device. one day I forgot mine under my pillow and heard sounds an hour or so after taking off. that was quick. she doesnt know that I know.
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@btweets Im with you man. maybe its more ironic than funny. The cat [lifestyle] is out of the bag for you so putting that pussy back in the bag will be a task.