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To your first point just look at England today ... To become King, Charles essentially had to sit on a medieval potty chair so that a doctor chosen by the Accession Council could feel his balls to make sure they are normal. When he married Diana in 1981, they had to look up Lady Diana's pussy to...

It's funny what we consider as taboo today, compared to a couple of generations ago. Not too long ago, maybe only 100 to 125 years ago, for a marriage to be valid, the parents of the bride and groom had to actually watch (or be present for) the "consummation of the marriage", otherwise, the...

Here's a good one. Watch the pulsing.

"Don't ask me to tell you what we did if you can't handle the answer."

"You said you wanted me to be your 'Porn Star'. That's what YOU said, those were your words, Jack. I don't even like to watch porn.You have no right to be angry"

"If you didn't want him to fuck me, why didn't you stop him? Instead you just stood there and watched him fuck the ...... out of me til he was done. You could have said something, could have done something, but you didn't."

"He was feeling lonely, so I helped him out. It's called being a friend."

"He was very insistent, so I told him I would. What can I do? I'm not going to be a liar, Jack. And besides, now he's expecting it. Leading people on is wrong, Jack. You wouldn't want me to get YOUR hopes up and then leave you flat. I'll be back later."

When a woman is on top of me, I actually have to keep her moving up and down on my cock because I cum so much that it gets trapped, and I need her to milk my shaft with her pussy to clear me out and into her. They think it's over after the first three squirts, but it's not.

Where are you located?

Not my wife, but a former GF that I lived with: She used to get her weed from a guy that she said was over 10 inches, and she used to blow and fuck him for it.

"You were the one who wanted to try swinging. I'm having a good time, I'm sorry if you're not. If you want to go home, then I guess you can go, but I'm staying."

lol ... That just made me realize, my uncle must have been there in his office with some dude's wife sucking him off, or sliding up and down the shaft of his cock, and his secretary Rosemary must have been sitting there with one of those big ass VHS camcorders ... which makes me wonder about him...

The sluttiest women that I've ever met were high school science teachers.

You just reminded me of 2 things: 1. A college buddy of mine went to work in advertising. When I told him about what was going on in retail, he told me that it was not uncommon for female ad execs, or a male ad exec's secretary to blow or fuck a porospective client to get the contract, OR hire...

I never worked at a warehouse, so it couldn't have been me 😏

I don't recall if any of the husbands were on the show, but the audience UNLEASHED their anger on these women.

"It's sex. Sex is sex, Jack. It feels good. Just because you couldn't stay hard for Donna doesn't mean that Jimmy didn't make me cum. Yeah, Donna told me, so don't start badmouthing Jimmy ... or Donna for that matter"

You're in NYC?