I like your no BS. i might be a fit for what you are looking for. I would provide the proof you are asking for...but i would also ask for verification that your wife is your wife.
if you put it in the freezer it won't evaporate so fast...sorry that info is a little late;) How about making a Popsicle for you to use on/in your wife until it is all melted, then get a picture of her for this post? ;)
sounds good fifiturner!...next step is to post a picture of her vest she is wearing in the second picture in her closet and i'll get to work on my side
1. PM me a picture of you two together (faces can be blacked out), then another picture of the clothes she has on in that picture in your closet. We will PM back and forth a little so i understand what you are looking for.
so your fantasy picture is on the left and your wife is on the right? The picture of your wife should be of her is a similar position and lighting, obviously without the BBC in it;) I will take care of that part of it.