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theres a dude or dudes dropping their hammer in there for a long time son

worst case scenario you wives get a real big black dong buried in her and next day you notice shes walking funny, come on guys that's what you hoped for anyway right? thats why youre here, no? whoop there it is

no interest at all sir. Unless you can send her to me for an entire week I am a little slow so address can be DM'ed the minute you green light it.

Here's a comedic rewrite of the text as a blog post from the perspective of an English scholar: The Delicate Art of Domestic Diplomacy: A Tragically Comedic Tale Gather 'round, dear readers, as we delve into the intricate realm of negotiation and conflict resolution within the sacred...

you did fine. you still stamped that cervix a couple of times, next! The first time a couple approached me I got upset and almost got into it with the husband because I had no idea a man would want to share his female. I visualized a news article the next day: "Naive man gets lured into a...

love the travel dust reference and the grass wasnt as green, or maybe she was minimizing. we will never know will we?

damn sounds like great advice [especially not being privy to details] but wow the complexities.

shes not in the lifestyle and I couldnt send pix without her ok

I realized I'm available for your wife to share her flower with me. maybe mine will be shared too I have no clue what she's thinking and I'm not asking or she could be sharing her panocha with others already without my knowledge too. scary!

@Giani ok I "think" i'm in limerence or infatuated with your wife or both.

I was in my 20's come on baby

@TallBWCArizona you dont believe the story, cool. rent an airbnb in south Texas for 3 months and your jaw will drop after you witness the ongoing events out here. it so happens that even before we bought the ranch adjacent to this kid's house, or should I say, his grandparent's house, his...

follow the thread cupcake. go back to the very first one

@spin418 I sincerely wish it was made up

lol to be candid, I dont know because I never kept track of her and I'm busy with work, traveling here and abroad. impossible to keep an eye on. what I saw with my corneas was one but... here is reality: you know when we were young and dumb, hooked up with a cutie and we asked the dumbest...

another instance I saw on the news was this Oscar dela hoya got into a fender bender with a man in California and he was a person like me. As a teenager and early 20's I had road rage. So the police were called to Dela Hoyas accident scene and all but while they waited this man kept mouthing off...

clearly, you were more open-minded than me. great! I have been a total square and very slow to learn. the condition I demanded of him was that he had to sit "outside" the door. He could hear it through the door but no sword crossing or flicking my sack or pulling my skin back or any other...

🪀TO ALL YOU DEGENERATES MESSAGING ABOUT THE GUY'S COCK SIZE: I don't know. I didn't whip out a measuring tape nor asked him If I could put tape on it. How about one of you reach out to him and coordinate a meeting with him, measure it, pull the skin back, or whatever else you plan to do? I saw...

curious to start as a bull and zero experience. 50 now and when I was 30 a couple approached me at a club and it was my first, husband watched. no sword crossing. now I want to pick up where I left off.

real tutoring, english, writing I thought but theres more subjects it became clear