How to barter

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I took my wife to buy an item that was listed on line a while ago.
We get there at dusk. I look at the item. I ask for the price again, as his listing price was too high.
He tells me the price. The entire time staring at my wife.
He’s there with 2 buddy’s, they are already drinking. One of the says “show him you tits” to my wife, “ he will give you a discount”
My wife says “oh really? Do you think so?”
And pulls her shirt down some to show some more cleavage.

The seller looks to me, to see my reaction. Then carefully says “maybe, they looks like they are worth a few bucks off”.
She quickly flashed them.
We talk and joke for a bit. They offered us drinks. They talked about my wife’s tits a lot!
He did give me a new lower price, but still way too much.
My wife walks over whispers a price, what I told her I was willing to pay on the driver over.
Then she backs up a little and pulls her tits out again. And puts his hands on them.
His buddy yells out “DAMN THATS WORHT A BIGGER DISCOUNT!”
The other guys says “hell I’ll pay a couple bucks if I can do that too!”

“Go ahead!” I said “ she likes it.”

The two friends look at me, as my wife walks over and takes one of each of their hands and puts them on her tits.

She comes back to me. Tits still out. I’m standing behind her making a nice hand bra for her.
She asks “what will it take to go much lower on your price?”
They didn’t say anything at first.
One guy whispers to the seller.
Seller laughs, and say “yeah I’d give it to him for that”

Guess my wife heard what was said but I didn’t.
She walks over and get on her knees and pulls his cock out and starts sucking it.
He not stopping her. But he looks shocks and a little scared.
The guys are post staring in amazement.
I get closer and tell her the other guys looked jealous. So she grabs the guy that was close and pulls him close and does the same thing.
After the initial shock, they start talking and joking about it.
The third guy come and talks to me. He asked me why? I told him is fun. I like to watch her. And she’s good at it.
She stops “hun you know I’m more than just good at it” and goes back to it.
One of them agree, he says” hell yeah she’s good at it! Much better than my wife” the seller agree and makes a joke “yup she’s much better than your wife, better than mine too”

I ask if their wife’s will be mad about getting a bj.
They all said if they got caught they would be in shit.
Seller says “my wife would be more pissed that I am getting a bj, than if I had sex with her”
My wife, the kind soul she is says “ oh I don’t want you to get in trouble!” As she gets up off her knees,
The guys are all saying “no no we don’t mind the risk”
My wife says “no, if she would rather you fuck me,” as she pulls down her pants and bends over, “then please fuck me instead”
He looks at me as if to ask if he can.
I said “she’s isn’t going to fuck herself, well actually she will if you don’t do it soon”
So he slides in.
The guy talking to me says he’d love to have the balls to have been the one to join in. I told him to go ahead, he could join or wait until one of them is done.
My wife heard us and told him to come over. And they would take turns in their positions.
They took her for about an hour.
She begged them all to cum in her pussy.
The one guy was too scared to and pulled out. But the other two did.

So I went home that night with a use atv, and then fucked my wife before she cleaned up!!
The atv was $500. I got it for $100.

We when back over a couple times.
I convince him to let my wife blow him while his wife was in the kitchen making us some snacks one night. Another night she jerked him off while watching a movie. I kept his wife distracted.
 
I think this is the correct section.

I took my wife to buy an item that was listed on line a while ago.
We get there at dusk. I look at the item. I ask for the price again, as his listing price was too high.
He tells me the price. The entire time staring at my wife.
He’s there with 2 buddy’s, they are already drinking. One of the says “show him you tits” to my wife, “ he will give you a discount”
My wife says “oh really? Do you think so?”
And pulls her shirt down some to show some more cleavage.

The seller looks to me, to see my reaction. Then carefully says “maybe, they looks like they are worth a few bucks off”.
She quickly flashed them.
We talk and joke for a bit. They offered us drinks. They talked about my wife’s tits a lot!
He did give me a new lower price, but still way too much.
My wife walks over whispers a price, what I told her I was willing to pay on the driver over.
Then she backs up a little and pulls her tits out again. And puts his hands on them.
His buddy yells out “DAMN THATS WORHT A BIGGER DISCOUNT!”
The other guys says “hell I’ll pay a couple bucks if I can do that too!”

“Go ahead!” I said “ she likes it.”

The two friends look at me, as my wife walks over and takes one of each of their hands and puts them on her tits.

She comes back to me. Tits still out. I’m standing behind her making a nice hand bra for her.
She asks “what will it take to go much lower on your price?”
They didn’t say anything at first.
One guy whispers to the seller.
Seller laughs, and say “yeah I’d give it to him for that”

Guess my wife heard what was said but I didn’t.
She walks over and get on her knees and pulls his cock out and starts sucking it.
He not stopping her. But he looks shocks and a little scared.
The guys are post staring in amazement.
I get closer and tell her the other guys looked jealous. So she grabs the guy that was close and pulls him close and does the same thing.
After the initial shock, they start talking and joking about it.
The third guy come and talks to me. He asked me why? I told him is fun. I like to watch her. And she’s good at it.
She stops “hun you know I’m more than just good at it” and goes back to it.
One of them agree, he says” hell yeah she’s good at it! Much better than my wife” the seller agree and makes a joke “yup she’s much better than your wife, better than mine too”

I ask if their wife’s will be mad about getting a bj.
They all said if they got caught they would be in shit.
Seller says “my wife would be more pissed that I am getting a bj, than if I had sex with her”
My wife, the kind soul she is says “ oh I don’t want you to get in trouble!” As she gets up off her knees,
The guys are all saying “no no we don’t mind the risk”
My wife says “no, if she would rather you fuck me,” as she pulls down her pants and bends over, “then please fuck me instead”
He looks at me as if to ask if he can.
I said “she’s isn’t going to fuck herself, well actually she will if you don’t do it soon”
So he slides in.
The guy talking to me says he’d love to have the balls to have been the one to join in. I told him to go ahead, he could join or wait until one of them is done.
My wife heard us and told him to come over. And they would take turns in their positions.
They took her for about an hour.
She begged them all to cum in her pussy.
The one guy was too scared to and pulled out. But the other two did.

So I went home that night with a use atv, and then fucked my wife before she cleaned up!!
The atv was $500. I got it for $100.

We when back over a couple times.
I convince him to let my wife blow him while his wife was in the kitchen making us some snacks one night. Another night she jerked him off while watching a movie. I kept his wife distracted.
Sounds like the perfect arrangement. Everyone was happy with what they got.
Lynn x
 
After explaining what a barter is, she decided to try it in some other situations.
Went to a pizza shop for dinner. And it was a scene from a bad porn. She looks at the 2 guys working and say she has no money. What can she do. They both said we could not have the pizza. Or we could come back tomorrow and pay.
She wasn’t shuttle, she just blurts out. How about a BJ!
One guy laughs and says sure!
I think he was surprised when she walked around the counter and got on her knees.
She didn’t stop when a customer came in. They didn’t notice. Got their food and left. He came.
The other guy looked lonely. I told her he deserved something too.
She walked out back took his hand and went to the stock room.
I really hope they had cameras and were smart enough to go back and save the footage. Poor guy looked fluster when he came back out. He had a good fuck.

Then no so long ago my wife wanted to buy some stuff on market place and she decided to barter me for it. I didn’t mind at all.
 
I was just talking to my wife about this post, she loves to barter as you put it. Down the years we have got some tremendous discounts, by a mixture of flirting, wearing skimpy outfits, and in some instances, giving blow jobs or fucking guys.

My favourite story was when we were having an extension built on the house. She wasn't overly keen on the main contractor, but for a couple of days, he sent in a plasterer to re plaster the walls of the addition. She said to me, that as soon as he walked into the house, she liked him, and was drawn to him, and by the end of day 1, he had done most of the work, just had to let it dry, and re skim the next day, but they had built up a lovely flirty rapore. On day 2, she wore a short skirt with stockings, and didn't hide the fact from him, and said she wore them just for him (He had made some comment about liking stockings the previous day). She managed to get him to agree to re plaster the dinning room and lounge for free, if she watched him do it in her underwear. At about 11 am, I think all the work was done, he had a tea break, managed to get her out of her remaining undergarments, and gave her a good fucking on the sofa. And I got the work done completely free.

She actually continued to see him fairly often for the next year or so. If he was working in the area, he'd pop in for a cup of tea and a quick fuck.

It's quite amazing what deals can be done, if you've a mind to barter.
 
I was just talking to my wife about this post, she loves to barter as you put it. Down the years we have got some tremendous discounts, by a mixture of flirting, wearing skimpy outfits, and in some instances, giving blow jobs or fucking guys.

My favourite story was when we were having an extension built on the house. She wasn't overly keen on the main contractor, but for a couple of days, he sent in a plasterer to re plaster the walls of the addition. She said to me, that as soon as he walked into the house, she liked him, and was drawn to him, and by the end of day 1, he had done most of the work, just had to let it dry, and re skim the next day, but they had built up a lovely flirty rapore. On day 2, she wore a short skirt with stockings, and didn't hide the fact from him, and said she wore them just for him (He had made some comment about liking stockings the previous day). She managed to get him to agree to re plaster the dinning room and lounge for free, if she watched him do it in her underwear. At about 11 am, I think all the work was done, he had a tea break, managed to get her out of her remaining undergarments, and gave her a good fucking on the sofa. And I got the work done completely free.

She actually continued to see him fairly often for the next year or so. If he was working in the area, he'd pop in for a cup of tea and a quick fuck.

It's quite amazing what deals can be done, if you've a mind to barter.
It certainly is.
 
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