To prove your not alone:-
The details of a leaked telephone conversation between a married man and his slut cum slag of a mistress.First published by a newspaper on January 17, 1993 and nicknamed “Tampon gate”
Man C: “Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!”
Old slag (laughing): “What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? (Both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers.”
Man C: “Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs)”
Old slag: “You are a complete idiot! (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea.
Man C: “My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.”
Even royalty it seems, had the idea long before you