1. Chubby guys are better in bed. Researchers at The University of Edinburgh studied body mass index (BMI) and male sexual performance and discovered that chubby men have better staying power than their slimmer counterparts. No joke.
2. Chubby guys will make you feel small, and delicate, and feminine.
3. You know they’d win in a fight against Adam Levine…hands down.
4. Chubby guys fuck harder. You wouldn’t make a sledgehammer out of balsa wood, would you? Exactly.
5. They are leagues and bounds more comfortable to have sex with. No hip bones poking your inner thighs and you can ride them with more bounce.
6. Chubby guys have pinchable cheeks…both sets. No more pancake ass.
7. They’ll understand and empathize with your body image issues more than any other guy ever has.
8. They generate more body heat than skinny guys do as a matter of scientific fact. This comes in handy for winter cuddling.
9. There’s not a chance they’ll notice if you gain 5 pounds.
10. They have dimples in cute places.
11. They are 100 percent more likely to bang you til 2 am then suggest a hearty breakfast the next morning.
12. Their t-shirts and sweatshirts double as full-body cocoons.
2. Chubby guys will make you feel small, and delicate, and feminine.
3. You know they’d win in a fight against Adam Levine…hands down.
4. Chubby guys fuck harder. You wouldn’t make a sledgehammer out of balsa wood, would you? Exactly.
5. They are leagues and bounds more comfortable to have sex with. No hip bones poking your inner thighs and you can ride them with more bounce.
6. Chubby guys have pinchable cheeks…both sets. No more pancake ass.
7. They’ll understand and empathize with your body image issues more than any other guy ever has.
8. They generate more body heat than skinny guys do as a matter of scientific fact. This comes in handy for winter cuddling.
9. There’s not a chance they’ll notice if you gain 5 pounds.
10. They have dimples in cute places.
11. They are 100 percent more likely to bang you til 2 am then suggest a hearty breakfast the next morning.
12. Their t-shirts and sweatshirts double as full-body cocoons.
