Where are all the disrespectful guys that say things like "damn, I'm fuckin dick her down anyday? Howd you score someone like that?"
I spend a lot of time thinking how I can show her off but there's a world where somebody has the balls to ask me, no matter how low the chances, if I had any pics or God forbid if I could set something up or maybe sneak him in when she's ...... and lift the covers so he can get a peek.
I didn't realize how hard it was to find really shitty friends like that.
Corollary:
I didn't realize how hard it was to explain to nice friends that it's okay if they act shitty.
I spend a lot of time thinking how I can show her off but there's a world where somebody has the balls to ask me, no matter how low the chances, if I had any pics or God forbid if I could set something up or maybe sneak him in when she's ...... and lift the covers so he can get a peek.
I didn't realize how hard it was to find really shitty friends like that.
Corollary:
I didn't realize how hard it was to explain to nice friends that it's okay if they act shitty.
