“Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!”
Right back at you here with the lyrics "If that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass" You know, naked in a crowded honky-tonk down on Bourbon Street, where I've just ridden the bull in front of a huge crowd of cowboys, now lying on an old piano which is covered by a cow hide, by a window overlooking Bourbon Street, stale beer and everything, with a neon "Country as fuck" sign in the window! You just KNOW I have a slutty cowboy story coming up with this one! If THIS ain't country, I'll kiss your ass...or..I just might have you kiss mine if you desire.
So who wants to just agree with me that this IS country, and just get to the lips on my ass part right away??
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Wait a minute! You haven't been skipping ahead on these stories have you?? I'm not ready to tell that one yet!
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