Dirty talking wives

JimGumby

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Hey, those who read my previous fantasies will know I am a prodigious wanker, always looking for more stim and humiliation.

A mate recently got his gf to record a video (no pic, just sound) where she said something like:

That is a pathetic cock, look at that flappy foreskin. You are so tiny, but all of the girls are watching and they want to see spunk.
So wank for us, wank it hard, fast, god you are pathetic, pull the skin back you wanker. Cum hard and fast, then we might let you lick up your dirty mess. British boys are good at wanking, and you are just a dirty wanker, and all the girls now know.

CUM in 3, 2, 1, spunker

I blew so fast and now wonder how many of your wives would record it for me, with liberty to change tge text as they wish and making it like a command with them in control. I want to set a new record for blowing cum.

Please can you chat to your naughty ladies, and DM any good results! Of course, they can have result pics etc, if they ask but I am not going to send pics unless requested.

Thanks so much,

Wanker Jim
 
Hey, those who read my previous fantasies will know I am a prodigious wanker, always looking for more stim and humiliation.

A mate recently got his gf to record a video (no pic, just sound) where she said something like:

That is a pathetic cock, look at that flappy foreskin. You are so tiny, but all of the girls are watching and they want to see spunk.
So wank for us, wank it hard, fast, god you are pathetic, pull the skin back you wanker. Cum hard and fast, then we might let you lick up your dirty mess. British boys are good at wanking, and you are just a dirty wanker, and all the girls now know.

CUM in 3, 2, 1, spunker

I blew so fast and now wonder how many of your wives would record it for me, with liberty to change tge text as they wish and making it like a command with them in control. I want to set a new record for blowing cum.

Please can you chat to your naughty ladies, and DM any good results! Of course, they can have result pics etc, if they ask but I am not going to send pics unless requested.

Thanks so much,

Wanker Jim
Thanks for those asking questions, just waiting for the first lady to actually send a voice message....
 
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Major turn on for me when i can get the wife to talk dirty. The only times i can get her into it involves a bottle of wine , her strap on and saying something about her weak performance. It certainly brings out the drunken sailor in her. She gives it hard and rough with plenty of dirty talk and humiliation that she can come up with. I love it.
 
I like it when my wife talks dirty.

1, Cum spilled in my asshole, lick it off!
2, Gobble you the spunk out of my pussy!
3, Oh my god, your dick is smaller than my clit!
4, Put on your panties, I don't want your dick to touch me!
5, If you eat enough sperm from me, your dick might grow to 4 cm!
6, Today I will ride on your nose while you lick my ass!

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I love when we're in bed together and she starts telling me about her past lovers. How she loves sucking their cocks and them f****** and coming inside her p****. She embellishes telling me how much she loves her big cocks slide in and out of her mouth circling them with her tongue that he comes in her mouth ..her swallowing his hot cum and keep on sucking till it gets hard again and then taking his cock sliding it at the entrance of her p**** and let them f*** her and how good his coxk feels deep inside her...how she loves the feeling of it pulsing right before he fills her..it drives me crazy when she does that
 
We love dirty talking in many ways, but the hotter is always when wife narrates some past experiences or tell how went some of her encounters.

Husband appreciates the most when wife recalls her first experiences while teenager, fooling around with friends, cousins and ex-bfs.

It is really hot when wife recalls the times she used to give handjobs and blowjobs for the boys in her backyard. Her mother thinking she was there just studying with them.
 
My wife and I have always had a really good sex life. Eventually, she admitted that I might have one of the smallest dicks of any guy she has been with. Most of them were at least slightly significantly bigger. There was one that was pretty similar. But she also said that she gets off easier with me than she has with anyone else because my shape hits her spot perfect. But also admitted that she enjoys the different type of pleasure bigger dicks, give her and is more intense. She sher prefers length over girth because she loves the feeling of deep penetration. Even though she gets off very quickly and easily with me, she has never been much of a talker. She said it’s because she isn’t good at it and feels awkward. Fast forward to a long time later when we did a role-play scenario and I wore a custom-made large strap on dildo after we had some drinks. I’ve never heard her be so vocal before. She couldn’t refrain from talking dirty. She kept saying omfg It’s so big it’s so deep and feels fucking amazing. I told her that she is actually really good at dirty talk she just couldn’t get away with saying stuff like that about mine