HUMOR

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

Can you read lips?
A) Oh my god he's all the way in. Oh my god he's in and gave me a baby
B) Oh my god it's so good. Oh my god he's so big baby.
C)Oh my god he's so far in there. Are you okay with this baby.

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

2 parts (7 panels)

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

When purchasing a bicycle no matter how cute you are, or think you are........ be SURE to consider the COLOR of the seat! ---------------------------------------- ​ [td] ​ ​

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[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

The look on her face. "And what am I supposed to do with that"?

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

Marge was secretly seeing a young buck. He was into MILF's and she just wanted sexualrelease every once in awhile. Marge asked her friend Gladys i when was the last time she had 25 year old cock.

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

This could go very wrong.
You're letting your best friend plow your Asian wife. She said she was fine with it because you've done MFM threesomes in the past. I'm just curious as to why she'd be holding onto your ball sack while she's taking the other guy's cock.

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

When she's more interested in gaming, she don't care whos in there.

 

[wantingnoregret]

When she's more interested in gaming, she don't care whos in there.

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Not only does she not care who it would seem she doesn't care which hole gets filled either

 

[wantingnoregret]

This could go very wrong.
You're letting your best friend plow your Asian wife. She said she was fine with it because you've done MFM threesomes in the past. I'm just curious as to why she'd be holding onto your ball sack while she's taking the other guy's cock.

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I would say she is showing everybody who was in charge by that ball grip and also informing husband what's going to happen if he doesn't control himself and ends up blowing his load into her hair

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

I thought I was flirting but she didn't take it that way. I felt so bad afterwards.

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

At the Bridal Shower the bride's mischievous ...... announced she had hired a musician to play at her ......'s shower. It went well.

 

[Cuntfister]

Keep the sun outta your eyes.

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Mmmmm Hot

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

You're the cameraman and director. You call out to your wife. "Work for it baby, work for it"!

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

Did it start snowing... in the car??!!

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

Let her take the lead.
A few fast ones,
A couple slow ones.

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

You're there filming. A guy was about to doggy plow your wife. She stops him, pulls off his condom and tells YOU to jerk off while you watch her getting bareback plowed. She doesn't care that some stranger's cock is going to cum in her pussy, she just wants to make sure you're there to watch it happen.

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[theonering]

You're there filming. A guy was about to doggy plow your wife. She stops him, pulls off his condom and tells YOU to jerk off while you watch her getting bareback plowed. She doesn't care that some stranger's cock is going to cum in her pussy, she just wants to make sure you're there to watch it happen.

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Her viseos are often damn hilarious 😅

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

Your Filipino wife agrees to let your best friend fuck her. BUT, she tells him to fuck her ass. When he he touches the head of his cock to her pussy lips, she says no. So he redirects to her ass.