I would love for my wife to take her black lover out for the evening. We all drive together, I drive them while they are in the back seat. We go and pick him up, they are in the back seat making out as I am made to drive them to a restaurant. They walk in together and take a seat, I am immediately behind them and go up to the bar and sit, where I can see them, but that is it. They enjoy their dinner, hands all over each other, kissing, etc. When it is time for the bill, (hopefully they have a totally hot waitress) and she brings the bill to the table, my wife looks at it, and looks over at me, points at me, telling the waitress that her husband will take care of the bill, if she would please take the bill over to me, and tells her to let me know to leave a very nice tip, and that they would meet me outside by the car. Total public humiliation, she brings me the bill, almost embarrassed but also rubs in that it looks like they had a very good time. Once I pay and meet them at the car, we hop in with them in the back seat again and told to just drive around the city a bit as they are making out and enjoying each other. Once they are ready for a room, we find a hotel and we all walk in together, they don't walk up to the counter, but very close. I get two rooms, and ask for connecting rooms, the person behind the counter keeps looking over at them, knowing without asking, she hands me the keys to the two rooms, and as I walk over to hand them the key to their room, she hasn't left her spot behind the counter, just watching us, and smiling at all of us, telling us to have fun as we walk towards the elevator.