So this is a little weird and I will say up front that nothing inappropriate happened.
My nephew-my side of the family-asked Caty to take him to his high school’s ......-...... dance and without hesitation, she accepted. This kid’s ...... is a flake, lives far away with another husband and another pod of children. He lives nearby with his dad and Caty has often done the “mom” school activities for him. His school is part of our church community or “ecosystem”, so it's pretty natural. Since they were going, I volunteered to work the event setting up tables, taking tickets etc.
It may have been a school function but wow some of the moms really dressed up. The moms of seniors in particular (the senior boys all wore tuxedos by tradition) wore nice gowns etc. The pay off for all of these moms and their fitness classes was on display. No one was dressed scantily-it was a school/church event-but they didn’t need to. The form fitting gowns, slits up the side leg and lots of cleavage was enough to excite this old man. I can only imagine the thoughts of the boys. You all know what I’m talking about?
Anyway, my nephew isn’t some pervert-his invitation was 100% on the up-and-up, a sweet kid who wanted to attend this event with his friends. However, at the dance, I watched as these moms and boys danced. Some fast dances, some slow. Bodies smashing up against each other. Boys dancing with women-not-their-moms. And the hormones were seeping from these boys and the older women obviously loved the attention. I swear if the sexes had been reversed, someone might have called the cops.
Now, my Caty was one of the older ladies there and more likely the age of these boys’ grandmothers but I swear they didn’t seem to mind. Boobs are boobs and her cleavage was out. I watched more than one slow dance with hers smashed up against some young guy’s lean hard body. I asked her about it later (notice any of them get excited?) and she dismissed me as a pervert for even thinking such thoughts but I’d be shocked if a few of her dance partners didn’t need to “re-adjust”.
On the drive home afterwards, I drove our large SUV with another father in the other front seat with Caty, another mom and four boys squeezed in the back seats. The moms in the middle seats. Maybe I’m a pervert for sexualizing an innocent situation but I swear as she climbed in and out of the car, as she sat in the middle with her dress open partially revealing a lot of leg, those boys were thinking a lot about my “old lady”. Honestly, I even think my nephew could have had some confused feelings but maybe that’s over the line to consider.