Love the gifs, I just wish you were in some lol.
Seriously though my exwife went to see a chippendale rip off with a gang of girls and it was a brilliant success. All the women kept talking about how good the male strippers were, but one of the girls knew about me and my ex's lifestyle so she told me that one of the guy got her on stage and apparently she gave a BJ to one stripper while another stripper lifted the back of her dress and because she never wore underwear, he slpped her one while on stage. After the show Jen, my wife, went missing back stage for around 90 mins. All the girls were waiting to set off home, but she said she couldn't get off the toilet. She told me about it all when she got back home so I already knew