What's the most public place you've had sex

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Balcony of our room at a Caribbean resort overlooking the pool area. She knelt behind the wall and I faced out watching the other guests mill about.
Driving on the interstate.
On the shoulder of the interstate.
In a parking lot of a closed business at night.
In the supply closet of the gymnasium of a school she was substituting at.
In the sauna at our local gym.
In the parking lot of said gym.
In the wooded area down the road from our house. (She took a facial and did a cum walk home).
In the dressing room of a clothing store.
Standing on the shoulder of a residential road, beside my vehicle, in a neighborhood, in front of a friend's house.
On a friend's couch, in their house, while they were in the kitchen making dinner.
In my vehicle in a parking deck prior to a concert.
On a boat, in the middle of a crowded lake.
To name a few!