Who else is a grower?!

I was quite drunk one afternoon in a pub. Couple sat at the bar next to me. No idea what we were talking about but something caused me to just outright ask if they were looking for a threesome - that's the drink talking. Anyway, I'm need to ******** so off I toddle. The chap follows me in and checks me out then leaves. When I returned to the bar they decline the threesome. I was too drunk to realise I should have mentioned that it does get bigger.

I'd laugh but really I can't blame them, it is quite small when deflated and quite shrivelled when very deflated. Also not big when inflated so I may well not have met the threshold anyway but I'll never now if just average would have been good enough for her.