Sounds like you have never experienced that, excitement of having a set of beads ripped from your ass, most men scream and orgasm like they never have before, perhaps it’s time for you?<friend> "Your girlfriend seems awfully angry with you."
<guy> "Yeah. I came home and found her with a set of anal beads in."
<friend> "Huh? Sounds like she was pretty happy with you, to do that."
<her> "You're not supposed to pull them like you're starting an outboard!"