Wife meeting her old college classmate this weekend

Me: Any idea which train you’ll be getting home?

Em: Not yet – I have to wait for my dress to dry

Me: ????

Em: Long story – I’ll tell you when I get back!

Me: Where are you?

Em: Still in John’s hotel room

Me: In your underwear??

Em: Lol no. I have to go – will let you know when I know which train
 
OK, so just had a call from my wife - she's on the train home. The train's busy, so she couldn't talk other than to say what time she'll get in and to ask me to pick her up. I asked her if she had a good time, and she just said 'yes' and she'd tell me about it later.