Anybody’s wife ever gotten pregnant from bull?

It just so happens that my best friend is gay. As you can imagine, things didn't work out with children from the very beginning. My wife and I are thinking about letting him be the father of our next ....... We're already 35+, so we can't wait much longer. Since my previous children weren't really mine either, I've long since come to terms with that.
I would PRETEND to be gay if getting your wife pregnant is a real option. 😈