Reading this hot thread gave me an epiphany and the hardest dick in the world. First of all finding something like this of my wife would be so amazing I could probably die happy at that point. My wife had two long-term relationships before me. There is an extremely high chance that either of them or both have the motherload. I'm pretty sure my mission now is to find a way to just man to man ask them. Beg them if I have to. To give me any souvenirs they might have kept