HUMOR

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

Did not see a Thread or Category title for Humor. But let's face it, some funny, whacky stories can be told about the mishaps and miscues of Wife Sharing/Swinging/Swapping. Which is why this thread in in the Stag/Vixen Category. Feel free to contribute with pics and/or stories. I knooooowwww we've all experienced "a leg crap" at some inopportune time. (Has anyone got a foot crap where your big toe wants to go off on it's own and bend away from the other toes? What is that?)
Anyway, I just want to throw this thread out there as I have a few pics that are worth a chuckle. Again feel free to jump in.

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

This in not a BINGO game. Grandma went to a Bridal Shower for one of her... mature friends. Someone hired a male dancer. And grandma, always being the life of the party, unbelievably blows off the male stripper, to the delight of the other mature attendees.

(I can hear the woman in the light blue shirt now- "AAAhhhhyyyyy!! MARGRET!!!! Oh MY GOD, she sucked his cock! HHHAHAHAHHA"!!!

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

My Wife's Car!!

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

Keep the sun outta your eyes.

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

Flight Instructions were not Clear

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

I'll never complain about traffic again.

 

[Curiouscup08]

My Wife's Car!!

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Hahaha now I know what to look for !!

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

Summer's here!!

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

"Wait ! What?, I thought you said he "could" cum inside. And who's your friend in the hat"?

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

I was at my 15 year High School Class Reunion, found myself around that group of "Cool kids" back in the day, jocks, couple former cheerleaders. I felt a little awkward, I was a nerd in school. Well, somehow the subject turned to hobbies and pets. I got over excited and wanted to fit in and I just blurted out, "I Got Crabs". Meh... it mighta been a mistake.

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

My neighbor lost her car keys.

 

[wantingnoregret]

Summer's here!!

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The wife should also be naked and hopefully the wives were traded for the blowjob challenge

 

[dickhurtz]

good start.

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

Picture of a duck

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

"Hey that ain't funny... but if she does it just right it feels good"

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

Picture of a 3500 Watt Generator

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

I came to a realization while I took a stroll on the beach last week.

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

 

[Las_Vegas_Heisenberg]

I'd like to know the whole story here.