I'll Merry Your Girl

I'm a mature, perverted gentleman. I'm 6'1" (1.85m) and about 80kgs (175lbs). I'm in excellent heart health/have incredible stamina (longtime vegan and very active hiker). I guarantee grade A+, porn quality, fuckings with massive cumshots (3 or 4 a day still at age 45). I have an 8" cock (see my profile), and huge balls. I fuck hard and long, often without breaking a sweat. I'm good at slowly warming her up to take my cock without unwanted pain, and I also enjoy seasoned sluts who already want all I can give them. I especially crave an enthusiastic cocksucker willing to practice and train allowing my big cock head into her throat.

Your location isn't important as long as you're good at communicating and willing to put in equal effort to getting to know each other and earn trust and respect. I communicate well. I'm not looking for one time hookups, or to participate in your gangbang. I'm looking for something ongoing and exclusive, so as to safely ditch the condoms.

I aim to give the lady the total boyfriend experience, to addict her to my sex, and to live with her while the cuck supports us (the wife, me, and my other girlfriend, seeing as one woman isn't enough to absorb all of my masculine sexual energy). I'm compatible with a female-led couple, or a double-sub couple.

I seek a couple who have shared interests with me outside of sex. I seek friendship. My humiliation of the cuck doesn't come from a malicious or immature place, but rather to motivate him to choose the path of either getting in shape and getting over whatever is causing him to not be able to properly please women, or to realize they'd be better off as a girl. I don't get pleasure from humiliating a cuck. I wish he'd man up already and do the ladies right, or to just be of service to those of us who do. If the lady likes seeing him humiliated, then that makes it fun for me, otherwise I just use humiliation as a motivating factor.


Easy, discreet verification photos, or video chat, will be required before I spend much of my time chatting with you. Many single guys and perhaps others just looking to be entertained are online posing as single ladies or couples. They just need a few pics of a woman and they can get lots of the attention they crave.