I thought it was a test. I was half awake, when she mentioned "what do you think of...."
Because I forgot we aren't 24 yr old newly weds any longer, jealous and super insecure, I told her "i dont think I could handle to women (of f$cking course i could! I sure would fake it until then! I taught myself to change an alternator, I can learn to do this!) And gave her rhe classic throw away".
Now, how do I go back WITHOUT sounding pathetic?
it has to be ORGANIC.
A unicorn just showed up, and instead of riding it off into the sunset, I refered it to the house across the street.
I know what she is trying to do, she has a "clearly not lesbian" lesbian friend (dates women who look like guys, "loves sucking on their strap ons", wants to feel protected, instead gets Constantly used, dmstic Absed* and heartbroken. Her life has completely stalled out. Passed nursing school, but then avoided taking the NCLEx for fear of failure (not including my area has a shortage of eligible young men (average age is 58).
Still lives with her parents (at 30) stuck in a dead end job path.
0the young lady is clearly afriad of what a man would want: family, children, a home, structure....so she is going to Peter Pan away her life.
My wife was in the same situation when we met (i favored my ......, so i turned out "pretty" for a boy, so i have had a history with what is clearly confused lesbians), and I switched my wife from a fish diet to pork within 12 hours. Lol.
My wife is constantly showing me nudes of this girl, and I pretend to be nonchalant "hey cool!".
I am pretty sure she wants me to do what I did for her, but with another woman who clearly just needs a good experience to open up a new dating pool. She wants me to be a mindless fuck/licking machine (which i am completely cool with) and introduce this young lady a friend my wife has gotten to know well over the years.
How do I tell my wife "how ever may I be of service?" Without sounding like an over eager 18 year old?
I inserted a pic of my wifes fanatic ass (and her meaty labia) as a "thanks" for reading this far.
Because I forgot we aren't 24 yr old newly weds any longer, jealous and super insecure, I told her "i dont think I could handle to women (of f$cking course i could! I sure would fake it until then! I taught myself to change an alternator, I can learn to do this!) And gave her rhe classic throw away".
Now, how do I go back WITHOUT sounding pathetic?
it has to be ORGANIC.
A unicorn just showed up, and instead of riding it off into the sunset, I refered it to the house across the street.
I know what she is trying to do, she has a "clearly not lesbian" lesbian friend (dates women who look like guys, "loves sucking on their strap ons", wants to feel protected, instead gets Constantly used, dmstic Absed* and heartbroken. Her life has completely stalled out. Passed nursing school, but then avoided taking the NCLEx for fear of failure (not including my area has a shortage of eligible young men (average age is 58).
Still lives with her parents (at 30) stuck in a dead end job path.
0the young lady is clearly afriad of what a man would want: family, children, a home, structure....so she is going to Peter Pan away her life.
My wife was in the same situation when we met (i favored my ......, so i turned out "pretty" for a boy, so i have had a history with what is clearly confused lesbians), and I switched my wife from a fish diet to pork within 12 hours. Lol.
My wife is constantly showing me nudes of this girl, and I pretend to be nonchalant "hey cool!".
I am pretty sure she wants me to do what I did for her, but with another woman who clearly just needs a good experience to open up a new dating pool. She wants me to be a mindless fuck/licking machine (which i am completely cool with) and introduce this young lady a friend my wife has gotten to know well over the years.
How do I tell my wife "how ever may I be of service?" Without sounding like an over eager 18 year old?
I inserted a pic of my wifes fanatic ass (and her meaty labia) as a "thanks" for reading this far.
