New Humiliation

Last night, while having sex with my wife, she blurted out that it felt like I was fucking her with a hot dog.
Hearing that made me cum so fast.
After, when I asked her where that came from, she said, "Sorry. You just felt exceptionally small tonight."
Haha. You've given me a idea.
Honestly my husband is about the size of a hot dog.
I don't really feel anything.