Things your wife has said to humiliate you

With my PE getting out of hand lately (sub-30 seconds) my wife has made the odd comment here and there. Like, recently I referred to myself as a "minute man" and she said "you can't last one minute". Yesterday, she was in the laundry bending over to attend to some washing and I brushed past deliberately rubbing my crotch against her peach of a butt and she said "careful you don't come".

Anyone else out there getting casual humiliation from their better half?