Things your wife has said to humiliate you

[LilDickCum2kwik]

With my PE getting out of hand lately (sub-30 seconds) my wife has made the odd comment here and there. Like, recently I referred to myself as a "minute man" and she said "you can't last one minute". Yesterday, she was in the laundry bending over to attend to some washing and I brushed past deliberately rubbing my crotch against her peach of a butt and she said "careful you don't come".

Anyone else out there getting casual humiliation from their better half?

 

[dinoo-2]

My wife and I came up with a fantasy story in which she falls deeply in love with another man.
She edited the next part about having dinner together.

What I wrote: 'Before we leave, you command me to suck his cock.'

She edited it as follows (very short version):
'... to the end, and you are forbidden to swallow his load.
Then we leave for the restaurant, and you have his cum in your mouth.
The waiter asks us what we would like to drink, and I answer on your behalf because you can't speak with that cum in your mouth.
When the drinks arrive, my lover and I discuss when you can swallow.