You might be a cross-dressing, sissy, cock-sucking, cum-loving, faggot, fairy if:
• You love shaving all the hair from your body so that you feel “more girly”.
• You know how to tuck your package so that your front looks “more feminine” when wearing your panties.
• You wear a maxipad and/or tampon at least once a month, because you want to “feel more like a woman”.
• You look forward to painting your finger- and toenails because they look “so pretty”.
• You love how your painted toenails look so cute peeking out of your new wedgies.
• You always make sure that you coordinate your nail polish and lipstick colors with your outfit.
• You have your own lingerie drawer.
• You love wearing lingerie: bras, panties, pantyhose, garters, stockings, girdles, slips and any other type of lingerie because it puts you in touch with your “feminine side”.
• You have a hard time deciding between wearing panties and pantyhose or panties, stockings and a garter belt.
• Going shopping for lingerie, makeup, jewelry, shoes or anything else feminine makes you squeal with delight.
• Your makeup has taken over the bathroom.
• You can’t wait to try out a new shade of lipstick or eye shadow.
• You love wearing makeup (foundation, eye liner, eye shadow and highlighter, mascara, lipstick, rouge, powder and more) and seeing how pretty you look when you are all made up.
• Trying on a new piece of lingerie, dress, skirt, blouse, gown, or any other item of feminine clothing makes you swoon with girlish delight.
• Your closet has more dresses, skirts, blouses, slacks, tops, gowns, etc. in it than it does male clothes.
• You have more high heels, wedges, sandals, flats, pumps and women’s shoes than Imelda Marcos.
• You have more jewelry (earrings, bracelets, necklaces, rings, pins, brooches, hair clips, etc.) to coordinate with you different outfits than most real women do.
• You don’t feel fully dressed unless you are wearing earrings, necklace, bracelets and rings.
• You have more perfumes to choose from than the perfume department in Macys.
• You have wigs in all hair styles and colors so that you can always change your look, depending on your mood.
• Your favorite activity is getting all dressed and made up as a woman.
• When you are out in public and are all dressed and made up as a woman, you pass because you look so convincingly real as a woman.
• You can’t imagine having to wear those “boring” male clothes all the time.
• Nothing makes you feel more “womanly” than the thought of a nice hard cock in your mouth or ass.
• You love feeling a nice, thick, hard cock sliding in and out of your mouth or ass.
• The feeling of a nice, thick, hard cock sliding in and out of your mouth is something you dream about constantly.
• You love to swallow.
• Being on your knees, feeling your earrings and hair sway back and forth as you service a real man is one of your favorite things about being a woman.
• Seeing your painted fingernails holding a nice, hard cock as you prepare to lick and suck it gets you wet.
• Laying on your back with you panties pulled down and your legs up in the air as you await being penetrated by a juicy cock is something you constantly long for.
• Being fucked doggie-style and feeling his balls slapping against your ass as he penetrates you and goes in and out is the pinnacle of being a woman in your mind.
Are you kidding me? Do you even have to ask? Real men don’t do any of these things and wouldn’t ever think about doing them! Dressing like a woman and then wanting to give a guy a blowjob or be fucked in the ass! No self-respecting real man would ever think of doing that!
If you do any/all of the things listed above, then you are definitely a cross-dressing, sissy, cock-sucking, cum-loving, faggot, fairy! So go out and be proud, gurls!
• You love shaving all the hair from your body so that you feel “more girly”.
• You know how to tuck your package so that your front looks “more feminine” when wearing your panties.
• You wear a maxipad and/or tampon at least once a month, because you want to “feel more like a woman”.
• You look forward to painting your finger- and toenails because they look “so pretty”.
• You love how your painted toenails look so cute peeking out of your new wedgies.
• You always make sure that you coordinate your nail polish and lipstick colors with your outfit.
• You have your own lingerie drawer.
• You love wearing lingerie: bras, panties, pantyhose, garters, stockings, girdles, slips and any other type of lingerie because it puts you in touch with your “feminine side”.
• You have a hard time deciding between wearing panties and pantyhose or panties, stockings and a garter belt.
• Going shopping for lingerie, makeup, jewelry, shoes or anything else feminine makes you squeal with delight.
• Your makeup has taken over the bathroom.
• You can’t wait to try out a new shade of lipstick or eye shadow.
• You love wearing makeup (foundation, eye liner, eye shadow and highlighter, mascara, lipstick, rouge, powder and more) and seeing how pretty you look when you are all made up.
• Trying on a new piece of lingerie, dress, skirt, blouse, gown, or any other item of feminine clothing makes you swoon with girlish delight.
• Your closet has more dresses, skirts, blouses, slacks, tops, gowns, etc. in it than it does male clothes.
• You have more high heels, wedges, sandals, flats, pumps and women’s shoes than Imelda Marcos.
• You have more jewelry (earrings, bracelets, necklaces, rings, pins, brooches, hair clips, etc.) to coordinate with you different outfits than most real women do.
• You don’t feel fully dressed unless you are wearing earrings, necklace, bracelets and rings.
• You have more perfumes to choose from than the perfume department in Macys.
• You have wigs in all hair styles and colors so that you can always change your look, depending on your mood.
• Your favorite activity is getting all dressed and made up as a woman.
• When you are out in public and are all dressed and made up as a woman, you pass because you look so convincingly real as a woman.
• You can’t imagine having to wear those “boring” male clothes all the time.
• Nothing makes you feel more “womanly” than the thought of a nice hard cock in your mouth or ass.
• You love feeling a nice, thick, hard cock sliding in and out of your mouth or ass.
• The feeling of a nice, thick, hard cock sliding in and out of your mouth is something you dream about constantly.
• You love to swallow.
• Being on your knees, feeling your earrings and hair sway back and forth as you service a real man is one of your favorite things about being a woman.
• Seeing your painted fingernails holding a nice, hard cock as you prepare to lick and suck it gets you wet.
• Laying on your back with you panties pulled down and your legs up in the air as you await being penetrated by a juicy cock is something you constantly long for.
• Being fucked doggie-style and feeling his balls slapping against your ass as he penetrates you and goes in and out is the pinnacle of being a woman in your mind.
Are you kidding me? Do you even have to ask? Real men don’t do any of these things and wouldn’t ever think about doing them! Dressing like a woman and then wanting to give a guy a blowjob or be fucked in the ass! No self-respecting real man would ever think of doing that!
If you do any/all of the things listed above, then you are definitely a cross-dressing, sissy, cock-sucking, cum-loving, faggot, fairy! So go out and be proud, gurls!
