Not about my wife, but about an ex-girlfriend.
We ended up in my bed on our first-date, that was a first. My first girlfriend made us wait months.
She shocked me by giving me a blowjob; we fucked, and she asked me to finish in her mouth; also a first.
I was literally blown-away.
The next day, I was in an amazing euphoric state, which her best friend noticed.
She asked me if I'd enjoyed our first-date.
Trying to act respectful to my new girlfriend, but blushing, I said yes, we'd had a wonderful first-date.
Her best friend smirked, put her index finger to her lips, slowly sucked the tip, and laughed.
Then she said the words I'll never forget.
"I don't think any guy I've met has had a disappointing first-date with her, or ever will."
At that moment, I'm not sure whether I wanted to fuck her or my new girlfriend more.
It still turns me on, because I'm not sure if she was teasing me, or not, but I got the implication for sure.
I told my wife, one time during horny confessions, and she told me I should have married her, instead.
"That way you'd have got all the blowjobs you want, and got off on your voyeur fetish if you wanted to."
She has a point.