What's your biggest ever sexual regret?

1. I was 20 working a summer job. It was apparent one of the female supervisors had a thing for me. I was dumber than Sheldon Cooper. She would stroke my back, hold my hand absentmindedly, bend over to grab boxes in her tight jeans. She was american/italian and had the tits and ass to go with it. One afternoon after delivering boxes, she says, lets go to Disneyland for the rest of the day. I was a cash poor student and said NO because I thought I would have to pay for both of us.

I wish I could find her today. Even if she were now al old granny, I would ask her for that 2nd chance This was almost 40 years ago.

2. Guy my wife was dating came over to stay with us a few days. Wife was going to indulge me by having sex on the ...... sofa as I pretended to go to bed in the bedroom. Problem is, we had been drinking and I fell asleep while they fucked like crazy.

3. Wife's sister has been and continues to be a bigger slut than my wife. Married the wrong sister!

4. My stepson's ...... i-n l-a-w not too shabby and has flirted with me. She would hug me tight for any excuse such as a New year hug or birthday, etc. One time she came in the room and no one else home. I gave her the cold shoulder. duuuhhh!! And she has 2 lovers besides her oblivous husband!
 
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1. I was 20 working a summer job. It was apparent one of the female supervisors had a thing for me. I was dumber than Sheldon Cooper. She would stroke my back, hold my hand absentmindedly, bend over to grab boxes in her tight jeans. She was american/italian and had the tits and ass to go with it. One afternoon after delivering boxes, she says, lets go to Disneyland for the rest of the day. I was a cash poor student and said NO because I thought I would have to pay for both of us.

I wish I could find her today. Even if she were now al old granny, I would ask her for that 2nd chance This was almost 40 years ago.

2. Guy my wife was dating came over to stay with us a few days. Wife was going to indulge me by having sex on the ...... sofa as I pretended to go to bed in the bedroom. Problem is, we had been drinking and I fell asleep while they fucked like crazy.

3. Wife's sister has been and continues to be a bigger slut than my wife. Married the wrong sister!

4. My stepson's ...... i-n l-a-w not too shabby and has flirted with me. She would hug me tight for any excuse such as a New year hug or birthday, etc. One time she came in the room and no one else home. I gave her the cold shoulder. duuuhhh!! And she has 2 lovers besides her oblivous husband!
5. A bi-guy invited me to a circle jerk to take place over lunchtime at a nearby hotel. I had an inquisitive boss/owner at the time and couldnt come up with an excuse to get out of the office for a couple of hours. I was really curious to know what it would feel like to be in a hotel room with a bunch of guys with their cocks out. I think guys were supposed to come and go during their lunch hour so the room may have a lot of concurrence or not.

I also suspect a lot like me on the low down. I had no idea if everyone just takes their pants off while still in their office shirt, or totally nude? I was ready to be nude. Also wasnt sure if it was limited to jerking off whomever you saw needed partner, or was it proper etiquette to suck?

What about anal? Would anyone ask me if they could fuck me in the ass?

So many unanswered questions. I did get to go to 2 ganbangs. I had alot of free time those years until wife moved up. Now its impossible. Good news is that she is a latina hotwife and I get my weekly creampies. I hope our president realizes that latinas are a contribution to the sexual perversions of this country
 
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