Happened tonight at home. My wife's boyfriend was home and planning to get frisky with my wife and started her out in a bubble bath. I was in the living room, giving them alone time together. He was getting ready to join her in the bubbles when he realized they were out of wine. He told her to wait, and that he would return in twenty minutes and run out.
In the meantime, a neighbor two houses down came over to ask if he could borrow a few eggs for his wife. I thought it was the boyfriend back already and wondered why he knocked, so I hollered for him to come inside, saying my wife was in the bathroom waiting on him. He walked in and found my wife in this position.
Dave, my wife's boyfriend, walks in and finds our neighbor standing and flirting with my wife, sporting a huge erection in his shorts.
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