Believe me, I have seduced more women with my glib utterances than can be believed. In contrast, most men are tongue-tied; and the few who can talk, talk mostly about themselves, which turns women off. Men fall in love with what they see; women, with what they hear.
The problem with reading text is that you only have the written words, no eye contact, no prolonged pauses, no rushing along... I have played Cyrano de Bergerac before, however, when a friend asked me to seduce his wife. I liked his wife (cute blonde in her mid 30s), but I lived 1,000 miles away; in contrast, our common friend, Nate, lived only 200 miles away and was male-model handsome. My friend admitted that Nate came to mind first, but Nate seemed to have the worst romantic life of anyone, whereas I was always getting laid. Nonetheless, we agreed that Nate was his best choice.
I wrote an email for Nate to send our friend, which asked for advice concerning his make-believe girlfriend, whom he believed might be cheating on him, but he had no hard proof. Our friend, Larry, then asked his wife to read and respond to the request in his stead, as wasn't good at relationships. Larry's wife got interested. Our doubly disguised exchange went on for a month or two. She admitted to be writing for Larry, but I kept on pretending to be Nate. I had the imaginary girlfriend turn out to be the cheater he suspected; Nate was heartbroken, as he thought he had found his potential wife.
Larry's wife had met Nate in person before, but they still sent each other pictures of themselves. I had Nate complaining that he might have disappointed his ex in bed, as she was true size queen. Larry's wife actually asked to see a dick pic from Nate, so she could evaluate the situation!
Nate was up for it, but I told him that I had a better idea. A year or two earlier, a girlfriend had made cast of my own penis with a Clone A-WIlly kit. I told him to make one of his cock and mention to Larry's wife that it never got used, as she had broken up with him soon after he made; and that the dildo was meant to be joke of sorts, as his ex had big collections of huge dildos. He offered to mail it to Larry's wife, so she evaluate it. The day that It arrived, Larry made sure that wife gave it through testing that night, while Larry asked how Nate's cock felt in her. The next morning, Nate received some nude selfies from Larry's wife along with compliments.
She was begging him to talk on the phone with her. He agreed, and I fell out of the loop. I told Nate to dig deep into his past and dig up some painful memory, say the time an actual girlfriend left him for a rich guy, then have him tell it to her as if it just happened, so he could better make an emotional connection when they spoke on the phone. It worked (there was a lot more to the story, but it did work). They talked every day for over a week. Nate visited Larry and his wife; and he fucked her, while Larry went shopping. Later that night, she admitted to Larry what had happened. He told her that he entirely understood and forgave her; he went on to reveal that he was glad that she had, as Nate really needed to know that not all women were evil like his ex, that some like her were loving, and that she could go comfort him again that night. She did.
