Strangest objects you've fucked a girl with?

[Vger2112]

Alright, let's name some of the substitutes one might've used out of pure necessity or plain ol kink?

 

[WNY3somecple]

Not by me, but Mary once got penetrated by a cops nightstick.

 

[CANDAULISTS]

 

[Sigp220]

Just about anything that will go in.

The photos of your wife always get me hard thank you

 

[Sigp220]

Her electric toothbrush, in her ass.

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lol that’s great

 

[TheDrkKnight]

My wife and I used a very large cucumber when we were first dating. We still laugh when we are shopping and walk through the produce section and I hold up a large cucumber!

We've never tried this but I certainly joke about it everytime she puts a cucumber in the cart! 😆

 

[black75]

Not by me, but Mary once got penetrated by a cops nightstick.

That's hot! What was the story?

 

[ruby doo 1]

My wife and I were on vacation but forgotten to pack any of our sex toys ie vibrators Realistic dildos , so there were no adult shops near to our hotel. So I paid a visit to a fruit and vegetable shop, looking for a substitute for a dildo . I picked up the usual like cucumber; large carrots then I noticed some butternut squash I bought two .
My wife couldn’t wait to experience me fucking her with them .

 

[dinoo-2]

Rubbing her clitoris with a toothbrush.

 

[jodiesfuntoo]

mmm, following for some ideas

 

[Catholic_Wife]

Cucumber, hairbrush, body spray and body lotion tubes...

Wife here and there is been plugged with her makeup brush. It is always in her purse so it comes handy whenever she is dating

 

[Blxx]

We’ve used various bottles, actual toys, wife had an Avon unicorn and used its horn, veggies and fruits.

Best time was we were using a cucumber on her and she came and squirted all over it. She cut it up after and served it in a salad to all our guests that afternoon. lol don’t worry all we’re adults and had no idea. We still laugh about it.