"He drove up from Philadelphia to meet me in person, and got a hotel room in Keyport."
- "You went to meet him at his hotel room?"
"Yeah."
- "What happened?"
"Well, we weren't holding hands." [Takes drag on cigarette]
"You sucked him off?"
- "He was nice enough to pay for dinner and give me a ride home. I didn't want to be rude."
"Rude? Are you fucking kidding me? Did he cum in your mouth? Did you swallow his cum?"
- "Well, yeah."
"I hate the taste of cum, so I always keep a can of Coke next to me when I give my husband a blowjob so I can drink some Coke when he cums in my mouth. You know what the commercial says, 'Things Go Better With Coke', right?"