Sorry, I couldn't make you out talking with all your own goo in your mouth. What were you trying to say?
I was trying to figure out why a middle aged gammon fella was pretending to be a ginger woman and is so obsessed with forensically analyzing other men’s cocks and even pube length, while claiming to be straight somehow… but it’s obvious innit, this is the only sad attempt you have to finally gain a bit of fake attention in your life, even if it’s from desperately thirsty incel men online… and gives you an excuse to live in denial about your actual sexual orientation… whatever works for you bruh