The other day I was taking a shower and my wife came home from her workout to shower too. She looked at me and smiled and started by saying, "I forgot to mention it, but the other day I remembered you and your ideas," and began to take off her clothes. I asked why, and she started by saying that while she was walking along the beach, a surfer was changing clothes and took off his wetsuit right as she was passing by, and she ended up seeing everything. While taking off her thong, she said, "He was well-endowed! I even looked a second time." By this time, my penis had already started to get hard. I asked, "Well-endowed how?" to which she replied, "It was big and thick, but still flaccid." I asked, "Was it bigger than mine then?" My penis was already fully erect. She replied, while her head was under the shower, "Bigger and thicker," while smiling! Then she opened her eyes, looked down, and said (my penis was fully erect), "It was like this, but in its flaccid state! Erect, it must have been... Wow!"
She clearly compared the two in her mind.