Ok, gang this should be a fun one for girls and guys..name some of the places you've gotten off, be it sketchy, public, whatever...I'll be sure to throw a few lurid tales of my rub n tugs. 😁
Wildest places you've masturbated?
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I've rubbed plenty out while chilling in different parks, bathrooms at work, once in an alley in the city all over some chicks tits.
Shortly after I bought my first motorcycle, I went for a ride on a beautiful summer night way out in the country. I ended up on a dark dirt road that was along side one of our major toll roads. I suddenly and unexpectedly got the urge to masterbate, so I stopped and turned off my bike and facing towards the busy road, I just started jacking off. I have to say just by memory alone, it was such an exhilarating feeling doing that outside and the rush that came over me as I shot several ropes of cum in the grass was a feeling of pure freedom.
In church at my friends wedding, whilst looking at the bride’s naked photos I stole from the grooms phone when he left it unlocked .
Lots of places as I’ve always been a chronic masturbator. When I was younger, I would walk on the open moors and when alone drop my shorts and openly wank, more recently my wife encouraged me to wank in semi public woodland, nearly getting caught in the process! And very recently naked in the back garden. I’m sure I am not alone in experiencing a huge thrill and great orgasms through semi public masturbation. My unrealised fantasy is to put on a public wanking display for my wife’s friends and colleagues!
SoftStub805
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Here are a couple of them:
During college I spent most summers working at summer camp. There was little to no privacy or time alone to jerk off and I was really frustrated after a few weeks. The opportunity came up where I had to deliver or pick up something from another part of the camp. On my way I made a detour by my tent and slipped a small tube of vaseline into my pocket, Made another stop at a latrine to pick up a handful of toilet paper which I also put in my pocket. Later on the trail, I stepped off into the woods, far enough to where if anyone should come by on the trail I would see them first and be able to hide behind some trees. I think I was already hard with anticipation when I pulled out my cock, and I came in just a very short time, just letting my cum shoot into the brush. Cleaned up with the toilet paper which I kicked under some dead leaves, biodegradable you know, then finished the errand. I was able to work that sort of masturbation routine into my work schedule after that. Never caught and no close calls.
Once when on a long airplane flight, I got up to use the bathroom. While I was in there I had the idea to jerk off. Sort of a solo version of the mile high club. I only had my own spit to use for lube, and being a spontaneous thing it took a little while to get hard. I shot my load into the toilet. Can't remember if there was any mess, but if so I cleaned it up. Was glad to see no one had been waiting outside the door when I was finished.
Final story is that for a while I moonlighted driving a taxi on the weekends. I had dropped off someone at a fleabag motel and then pulled over to the edge of the parking lot to wait for my next radio call. Since I was moonlighting I rarely drove the same car and I thought to look through the glove box to see if the regular weekday driver had left anything interesting in there. Jackpot! An issue of Hustler or similar porno mag was rolled up in there. I was casually looking through it and got incredibly aroused and rock hard. For some reason I needed sexual relief so badly. My cab was parked facing a blank wall of the building, and there were no other cars or people around. I had some paper napkins on hand from when I'd bought my morning coffee. I just opened my pants enough to get my cock out, may not have even used spit for lube because I knew I would cum with minimal effort. When jerking off I was constantly checking the rear view mirrors but also looking at the magazine laying open on the bench seat. I was concerned my dispatcher would call me on the radio for another trip and interrupt me, but I came quickly enough and caught most of it in one of the napkins. Had cleaned up and was zipping up my pants when the dispatcher called and I had to move on. In hind sight I regretted not taking that magazine home at the end of my shift. Always checked the glove box after that but never scored again.
During college I spent most summers working at summer camp. There was little to no privacy or time alone to jerk off and I was really frustrated after a few weeks. The opportunity came up where I had to deliver or pick up something from another part of the camp. On my way I made a detour by my tent and slipped a small tube of vaseline into my pocket, Made another stop at a latrine to pick up a handful of toilet paper which I also put in my pocket. Later on the trail, I stepped off into the woods, far enough to where if anyone should come by on the trail I would see them first and be able to hide behind some trees. I think I was already hard with anticipation when I pulled out my cock, and I came in just a very short time, just letting my cum shoot into the brush. Cleaned up with the toilet paper which I kicked under some dead leaves, biodegradable you know, then finished the errand. I was able to work that sort of masturbation routine into my work schedule after that. Never caught and no close calls.
Once when on a long airplane flight, I got up to use the bathroom. While I was in there I had the idea to jerk off. Sort of a solo version of the mile high club. I only had my own spit to use for lube, and being a spontaneous thing it took a little while to get hard. I shot my load into the toilet. Can't remember if there was any mess, but if so I cleaned it up. Was glad to see no one had been waiting outside the door when I was finished.
Final story is that for a while I moonlighted driving a taxi on the weekends. I had dropped off someone at a fleabag motel and then pulled over to the edge of the parking lot to wait for my next radio call. Since I was moonlighting I rarely drove the same car and I thought to look through the glove box to see if the regular weekday driver had left anything interesting in there. Jackpot! An issue of Hustler or similar porno mag was rolled up in there. I was casually looking through it and got incredibly aroused and rock hard. For some reason I needed sexual relief so badly. My cab was parked facing a blank wall of the building, and there were no other cars or people around. I had some paper napkins on hand from when I'd bought my morning coffee. I just opened my pants enough to get my cock out, may not have even used spit for lube because I knew I would cum with minimal effort. When jerking off I was constantly checking the rear view mirrors but also looking at the magazine laying open on the bench seat. I was concerned my dispatcher would call me on the radio for another trip and interrupt me, but I came quickly enough and caught most of it in one of the napkins. Had cleaned up and was zipping up my pants when the dispatcher called and I had to move on. In hind sight I regretted not taking that magazine home at the end of my shift. Always checked the glove box after that but never scored again.
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French-Tabou
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exciting places.
I masturbated in a fitting room, a big-box toilet, a cinema, a park, a train, a highway, an abandoned house and in my car
French-Tabou
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welshbloke
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guess mine are similar to a few above,, love wanking outdoors, on the beach in the woods whilst on a hike, cinema, on a plane sat next to a stranger- this was under the blanket,, in my car, garden, in friends bathrooms over the wifes panties in the laundry, in a park where I rubbed my cock on the ground until I came, - always looking for new places
Years ago I had a female friend, she texted me, told me to find a secluded road while I was traveling. She told me to strip from the waist down and to get myself off. I did as I was told even though it was winter and kind of chilly out. She told me to record it so she could see it that night when I got back. She had a friend with her that she let watch. She then let me eat out her friend. It was hot.
I was driving the Garden State Parkway doing like 70mph when my girlfriend called me. She was in college and had some beer Olympics or something and stumbled back to her Sorority House drunk and horny.
Long story short, she was fingering herself on the phone in her bed, telling me over and over how many fingers should she jam into her pussy and how badly she wanted me to fuck her. This is not something she often did….actually she only did something like this one other time, if I remember correctly.
I wasn’t going to miss the moment and talked to her up to four fingers with her moaning like an absolute slut before I blew my load right there in the driver’s seat.
Long story short, she was fingering herself on the phone in her bed, telling me over and over how many fingers should she jam into her pussy and how badly she wanted me to fuck her. This is not something she often did….actually she only did something like this one other time, if I remember correctly.
I wasn’t going to miss the moment and talked to her up to four fingers with her moaning like an absolute slut before I blew my load right there in the driver’s seat.
I had that happen once for me too while I was on my way to AC and my gf was horny at work and snuck into the girls room to get off. Lovely phone sex
Me and my exgf used to enjoy walking naked in various places, always ending up with us having sex. Some of the places we couldn't have sex as it was far too risky so I would play with her until she cum or she would do that to me. We used to go into high street supermarkets and she would wear her flasher mac and I would put my hand inside to play with her tits or pussy. She really got off on that. Heres some of her at the entrance to our local market
