Mutton dressed as Lamb

There are few phrases I hate to hear more than "Mutton Dessed as Lamb"... for no other reason than it's usually said with a rancorous sneer, dripping with contempt that a woman over the age of 40 has dared to wear clothes that make her feel sexy.
The person saying it is usually some middle aged tosser, secretly envious of whoever is fortunate enough to receive the attentions of the lady in question, and bitter with disappointment in their own dull existence...
Ladies... reclaim the phrase! What outfit would you wear, to outrage and scandalise the dull, grey men who mutter this phrase with such venom?
 
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