“.....you just don't know who will turn up....” and there lies the issue for us. Dogging is not as popular in Australia as it is in the UK. Because of this it sometimes has attracted a “less than desirable” element. We have done it a couple of times and we made sure we took Kevin along. Kev is a good friend of ours from years ago. Kev works as a farm hand but also does a bit of debt collecting and bouncing at some local nightclubs. Kev stands about 103 cubits high and about 90 cubits wide (about the same size as Noah’s ark) and a couple of times we were so glad he was there (let us know if you want to hear the details). There’s some very odd people out here in the colonies and I suppose that’s why you sent the convicts to us...or are they the convicts you sent ??. But hey, if you can control the situation then that’s fine but we much prefer the intimacy of a good dinner party or pool party. Have fun but be careful.
