Greetings to all my Canadian bed fellows Ontario

who hail from this land of cold frost and temperatures subzero

we are all here to witness the same show

trying to land our shots, like in mission moon landing Apollo

so allow me to clear the air, and open the window

Let us break the ice, by a question that has been stuck forever in limbo

A query I broadcast on all frequencies, like in emergency wartime radio

I ask this question, O people who inhabit this land of ice and snow

who here are a couples stag, and who are males solo?

and lastly, who else here hails from my beloved Ontario?
 
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