We were just at Restoration Hardware at Fashion Island, if your unfamiliar with it it's a pretty swanky store with tons of high end looking displays, In one there was a bedroom set up with a chair at one corner of the foot of the bed.
I'm looking at the chair and tell her that looks more like it belongs in the office
Wife say " The husband sits there and smokes a
cigar while he watches some guy fuck his wife."
lol I'm just like "yes that's what it's for"
Wife tells me "see I know how you think"
But I'm thinking, I'm not complaining but you said it not me , lol