Once fucked my wife so hard over a table at my friend’s that it broke. We had to apologise. My wife was embarrassed but also hugely turned on that I’d fucked her so hard it actually broke their table. It was her own fault for wearing thigh high white leather boots and a tiny skirt that barely covered her g-string. We’d been out and some of my friends spent the evening trying to look up her skirt, she didn’t care.