Bulls with Brains?

I wanted to open this thread in the hope that it might actually unearth some guys who can string an erotic sentence together. My wife was optimistic about joining this site as she hoped that she might find some sexually enlightened guys to chat too. Mostly though, she has received reactions to her posts and messages along the lines of: "me have cock. You have pussy. We fuck. i make you cum. Show me your tits." :)

Actually, that's better than most! Then there are the homo-erotic cock complimenters who spend their time worshiping and evaluating dick! Each to their own but the web address is WIFEwantstoplay. Maybe you're in the wrong playground?

She's had more erotic chat from drunk guys on a Friday night. And bigger dicks too for SOME of you fantasizing about being couch pornstars LOL!

Anyhoo, here's a few thoughts from a blog she discovered elsewhere and found "interesting". Note that what excited her about this list was the cerebral element not just cock-measuring. Don't get me wrong, she loves a thick cock but it's better if it belongs to a guy with a brain :)

I'm sure it's the same for a lot of ladies on here. Am I right?

So here's a list of things a bull posted as turning HIM on. I'd love to here comments and additions....

Cheating Wife

I like fucking a married woman if her husband has no idea. It’s great knowing I can convince her to cheat.
I enjoy cumming all over a married woman. It’s like I’m marking my turf.
I get off knowing that she might get caught but is willing to risk that to get laid.
I enjoy seeing her wedding ring while I’m fucking her. It’s a power trip fucking someone else’s woman.
I love hearing a married woman beg me to fuck her, because I know she doesn’t get it at home.
I love fucking a wife in their marriage bed.
I dig the risk of knowing her husband might catch us.
I like walking into a hotel to get a room with a married woman.
I love to make her lose track of time so her husband comes home and catches us in the act.

Cuckold Reactions

I like watching the faces of husbands as they deal with the emotions of watching their wives get fucked by another man.
I get off rubbing in a husband’s face how slutty his wife is with me.
I love seducing a married woman and making her husband a cuckold for the first time ever.
I like fucking a wife in front of her husband and telling him what a good piece of ass she is, or how good her pussy feels.
I like hearing someone’s wife thank me after I fuck her, or if it’s a couple I like hearing her husband thank me for fucking her.
I like sending her husband to get me a beer or something while she sucks my dick.
I like to call a husband on speaker phone while I’m owning his wife in bed.
As a Bull, I like to call a husband and tell him I’m done with his wife and to come pick her up.
I like getting a wife to tell her husband how much bigger I feel inside her.
I like to call a husband at work and and tell him his wife is servicing me.
I like having a married woman tell me I was the best fuck she ever had, especially if it’s right in front of her husband.
I like to make a husband stand guard while I fuck his wife in a public place, or fuck a wife in the back of a car in a parking lot while her husband is in the driver seat.
I get off trying to make a husband jealous while I fuck his wife.
It’s fun having a married woman tell her husband that she can’t do without me.
I get off big time fucking a married woman’s ass in front of her husband.

Date with a Hotwife

I love keeping a married woman out overnight or taking her home with me. I know her husband is sitting awake, wondering what she’s doing.
I like the first time a married woman sees my cock and tells me that I’m bigger than her husband.
As a Bull, I like cumming on a married woman’s face knowing she has to clean up before she goes home, and cumming in her mouth knowing it will mean I’m always a part of her.
I like to take a married woman with me into a drug store, stand in line together and have her buy a box of condoms for us.
I like coming in a wife’s pussy while her husband watches and waits his turn.

Boyfriend Experience

I love claiming another man’s wife as MY slut or girlfriend.
I like giving her to a friend to use and treat her like my property. They love that shit.
I like telling her husband that his wife’s pussy is mine now.
I love when a wife tells me fantasies or experiences she’s had that she’s never told her husband about.
I love when a married woman wants to do things with me that she doesn’t do with her husband.
I like to show up at a married woman’s workplace and pick her up for a lunch quickie with her coworkers watching her leave with me.
I enjoy feeling up a wife in a public place, where others might see her.
As her boyfriend, I like introducing someone’s wife to my friends, telling them she’s my girlfriend.
I like showing up unannounced and leading her off to the bedroom.
I love to go out with a wife and her husband to a bar or club and have the whole place know it’s me that she’s going home with.
I like when a wife I’m fucking tells her friends about us.


Well that's someone else's list. My wife might start a similar short list here or on another thread of things SHE's enjoyed. Maybe others can add their own experiences. But let's hear what kinks the tongue-tied guys on here enjoy most about when a WIFE wants to play....
 
Very well experienced person that wrote that. Nice to see their mind behind it all . Some of those sentences gives me a hardon . I can even get the smell of serious sex when reading it . I think its very cool and well thought up. Reminds me of many times my wife had good times arraigned and those that happened without me even knowing. Only way to know is to test that pussie of hers to get the answer in all honesty. It wakes nice feelings which cannot be perfectly described but well enjoyed. I would like to know how am i doing with this writing while guys i share my wife with enjoying her well endowed and practiced body , men whose well endowed cocks she use to hang her self up with mind sole and body . When coming back to me for enjoying that well use and well lubed body of hers to reclaim her as my well opened wellfucked married piece of Love. Enjoying the insides of her well performing lovely well enjoyed curves and the warmth of her natural self . . Thats my first try with the experience I had , hope you like some of it . Its more than truth in this piece . I like your wife’s way of thinkinking . She’s a queen of sex and brains .
 
I guess this isn't the site for bulls with brains...? Anyone found any other online communities that have guys who can string a sentence together?
I'm pretty sure that this is not the venue guys with brains utilize to find partners. This, and all that I have found, forums like this are primarily populated by infantile inexpereinced men that ACTUALLY BELIEVE that as women, the ONLY way we can get laid or find a sex partner is to go online and converse in less than 6 word sentences with a bunch of guys that think "hi, do you wanna fuck" is an appropriate question to ask a woman they have never met before in their life. In other terms, the idiots that used to do all the cat calls on the street, and sexual inuendo at work, are now online and doing the same stupid pedantic total turn offs and are STILL basically Incels as a result. LOLLOL

Or gay guys (truthfully at heart) that want to trade their wifes pussy for a cock to suck. Upping the cock count, as hubby calls it. How totally inexperienced and ignorant does a person have to be to actually THINK that a woman would approach a guy in ANY situation and offer to have sex with them IF and ONLY if they will also let their husband play with his peepee!!??? Can you even begin to IMAGINE that happening in a bar, club, restaurant, or even conversing online with someone?!?!

I admit to trying to meet quality guys online, even had sex wihth a few, but I also admit that I NEVER met anyone of quality this way. Nor anyone I had a relationship with beyond an occasional meeting. This is a fun place to come on and do some sexy posting, and even chatting up a few guys, when the mood strikes. And to answer some fun questions, post a few things about my past (which has caused me to admit a few things to hubby that I didn't admit initially, LOL), exchange some fantasies/desires.......but its not where I meet the guys that I am involved with.

Most of my affairs have been with co-workers. You get to meet them, get to know them, and get to LIKE them long before there is ever any question about a possible sexual relationship. So you know going in to a relationship that minimally you LIKE the person and want to move ahead based on that. It's definitely a couple steps up from some half drunk idiot typing "HI" and expecting you to respond "my pussy is wet, I want to stick your thing in it AND I will fly half way across the country for you to do that too!!", or "show me your tits".......god both of those make me DRIP!! LOLLOL

Guys, remember that women that don't know you at all LOVE it when you ask them questions about theit titties or pussies!! And if you get them on the phone, remember to BURP in to the phone as you are talking to them. NOTHING makes a woman want sex more that these things!! LOLLOL

The terrible thing is that many guys who read this, will BELIEVE it too.

J (the wife)
 
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Its unfortunate that a lot of guys that want to call them self's "Bulls" think with the head on their cock rather than their head's Brain Cerebrum portion.

As a very Experience Senor Alpha Bull with several degrees I and a few others know that a women's biggest sex organ is her Brain.

Please check my profile Messages to Reaction score ratio along with my "Your content"

P:eace to everyone
 
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Unfortunately, a lot of the people who post here are men. Additionally they are here for their fantasy kick so....... lots of me dick, you pussy nonsense. If you can believe it, I get PMs that say "what will you do to my wife? Or similar from the same guys. They expect me to dirty talk to them so they can get their nut. I can't imagine how bad it is for most women here if I get enough of it to be sick of it.

On a bright note, I am happy to have an intelligent conversation with anyone at all, and I have had more than one. So, @AmberBrown if you have an interest please feel free to drop me a line. I don't like to drop into people's inbox uninvited (or their other box 😉). I'd love to do my level best to carry my end of a weighty, dirty conversation
 
I'm pretty sure that this is not the venue guys with brains utilize to find partners. This, and all that I have found, forums like this are primarily populated by infantile inexpereinced men that ACTUALLY BELIEVE that as women, the ONLY way we can get laid or find a sex partner is to go online and converse in less than 6 word sentences with a bunch of guys that think "hi, do you wanna fuck" is an appropriate question to ask a woman they have never met before in their life. In other terms, the idiots that used to do all the cat calls on the street, and sexual inuendo at work, are now online and doing the same stupid pedantic total turn offs and are STILL basically Incels as a result. LOLLOL

Or gay guys (truthfully at heart) that want to trade their wifes pussy for a cock to suck. Upping the cock count, as hubby calls it. How totally inexperienced and ignorant does a person have to be to actually THINK that a woman would approach a guy in ANY situation and offer to have sex with them IF and ONLY if they will also let their husband play with his peepee!!??? Can you even begin to IMAGINE that happening in a bar, club, restaurant, or even conversing online with someone?!?!

I admit to trying to meet quality guys online, even had sex wihth a few, but I also admit that I NEVER met anyone of quality this way. Nor anyone I had a relationship with beyond an occasional meeting. This is a fun place to come on and do some sexy posting, and even chatting up a few guys, when the mood strikes. And to answer some fun questions, post a few things about my past (which has caused me to admit a few things to hubby that I didn't admit initially, LOL), exchange some fantasies/desires.......but its not where I meet the guys that I am involved with.

Most of my affairs have been with co-workers. You get to meet them, get to know them, and get to LIKE them long before there is ever any question about a possible sexual relationship. So you know going in to a relationship that minimally you LIKE the person and want to move ahead based on that. It's definitely a couple steps up from some half drunk idiot typing "HI" and expecting you to respond "my pussy is wet, I want to stick your thing in it AND I will fly half way across the country for you to do that too!!", or "show me your tits".......god both of those make me DRIP!! LOLLOL

Guys, remember that women that don't know you at all LOVE it when you ask them questions about theit titties or pussies!! And if you get them on the phone, remember to BURP in to the phone as you are talking to them. NOTHING makes a woman want sex more that these things!! LOLLOL

The terrible thing is that many guys who read this, will BELIEVE it too.

J (the wife)
I couldn't agree more. This has become a site where we just post cheeky comments and hubby has a bit of a laugh with other guys because there definitely isn't that much real-world sense (as you've pointed out). Maybe taking it half seriously was too much ;-)
 
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I wanted to open this thread in the hope that it might actually unearth some guys who can string an erotic sentence together. My wife was optimistic about joining this site as she hoped that she might find some sexually enlightened guys to chat too. Mostly though, she has received reactions to her posts and messages along the lines of: "me have cock. You have pussy. We fuck. i make you cum. Show me your tits." :)

Actually, that's better than most! Then there are the homo-erotic cock complimenters who spend their time worshiping and evaluating dick! Each to their own but the web address is WIFEwantstoplay. Maybe you're in the wrong playground?

She's had more erotic chat from drunk guys on a Friday night. And bigger dicks too for SOME of you fantasizing about being couch pornstars LOL!

Anyhoo, here's a few thoughts from a blog she discovered elsewhere and found "interesting". Note that what excited her about this list was the cerebral element not just cock-measuring. Don't get me wrong, she loves a thick cock but it's better if it belongs to a guy with a brain :)

I'm sure it's the same for a lot of ladies on here. Am I right?

So here's a list of things a bull posted as turning HIM on. I'd love to here comments and additions....

Cheating Wife

I like fucking a married woman if her husband has no idea. It’s great knowing I can convince her to cheat.
I enjoy cumming all over a married woman. It’s like I’m marking my turf.
I get off knowing that she might get caught but is willing to risk that to get laid.
I enjoy seeing her wedding ring while I’m fucking her. It’s a power trip fucking someone else’s woman.
I love hearing a married woman beg me to fuck her, because I know she doesn’t get it at home.
I love fucking a wife in their marriage bed.
I dig the risk of knowing her husband might catch us.
I like walking into a hotel to get a room with a married woman.
I love to make her lose track of time so her husband comes home and catches us in the act.

Cuckold Reactions

I like watching the faces of husbands as they deal with the emotions of watching their wives get fucked by another man.
I get off rubbing in a husband’s face how slutty his wife is with me.
I love seducing a married woman and making her husband a cuckold for the first time ever.
I like fucking a wife in front of her husband and telling him what a good piece of ass she is, or how good her pussy feels.
I like hearing someone’s wife thank me after I fuck her, or if it’s a couple I like hearing her husband thank me for fucking her.
I like sending her husband to get me a beer or something while she sucks my dick.
I like to call a husband on speaker phone while I’m owning his wife in bed.
As a Bull, I like to call a husband and tell him I’m done with his wife and to come pick her up.
I like getting a wife to tell her husband how much bigger I feel inside her.
I like to call a husband at work and and tell him his wife is servicing me.
I like having a married woman tell me I was the best fuck she ever had, especially if it’s right in front of her husband.
I like to make a husband stand guard while I fuck his wife in a public place, or fuck a wife in the back of a car in a parking lot while her husband is in the driver seat.
I get off trying to make a husband jealous while I fuck his wife.
It’s fun having a married woman tell her husband that she can’t do without me.
I get off big time fucking a married woman’s ass in front of her husband.

Date with a Hotwife

I love keeping a married woman out overnight or taking her home with me. I know her husband is sitting awake, wondering what she’s doing.
I like the first time a married woman sees my cock and tells me that I’m bigger than her husband.
As a Bull, I like cumming on a married woman’s face knowing she has to clean up before she goes home, and cumming in her mouth knowing it will mean I’m always a part of her.
I like to take a married woman with me into a drug store, stand in line together and have her buy a box of condoms for us.
I like coming in a wife’s pussy while her husband watches and waits his turn.

Boyfriend Experience

I love claiming another man’s wife as MY slut or girlfriend.
I like giving her to a friend to use and treat her like my property. They love that shit.
I like telling her husband that his wife’s pussy is mine now.
I love when a wife tells me fantasies or experiences she’s had that she’s never told her husband about.
I love when a married woman wants to do things with me that she doesn’t do with her husband.
I like to show up at a married woman’s workplace and pick her up for a lunch quickie with her coworkers watching her leave with me.
I enjoy feeling up a wife in a public place, where others might see her.
As her boyfriend, I like introducing someone’s wife to my friends, telling them she’s my girlfriend.
I like showing up unannounced and leading her off to the bedroom.
I love to go out with a wife and her husband to a bar or club and have the whole place know it’s me that she’s going home with.
I like when a wife I’m fucking tells her friends about us.



Well that's someone else's list. My wife might start a similar short list here or on another thread of things SHE's enjoyed. Maybe others can add their own experiences. But let's hear what kinks the tongue-tied guys on here enjoy most about when a WIFE wants to play....
After reading this list I see a lot of the married woman and cuckold applies to my husband and me.
If you want details just reply.
 
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totally agree - it took time and passion to find the few real ones .
Even in a swingerclub it takes some conversation and it need some sympathy before sex . ( only on rare situations some other guy could join in unplanned ).
A lot of " bulls " complaing that it is often the husband who is here .
Exactly because of these reasons .
 
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My biggest sexual organ is my brain, and that’s what I’m looking for in a partner, too. I want someone who can hold a meaningful conversation between sessions, build tension, and offers more than just the occasional nude/naughty picture expecting that as a substitute for “chemistry”.

Just like any forum online (and Tinder, etc.) there are more men than women and women can afford to be picky. For the guys that complain about that, you’re playing the wrong game.