Toys……or their alternative…what have you used?

Toys……or their alternative…what have you used?

  • Vibrator or dildo

    Votes: 320 90.9%
  • Vegetable/fruit (cucumber, banana etc)

    Votes: 164 46.6%
  • Bottle (beer, wine etc)

    Votes: 125 35.5%
  • Household object

    Votes: 133 37.8%
  • Something else

    Votes: 104 29.5%

  • Total voters
    352
Once used a closed pine cone on my ex wife while fucking in some woods. She got it up but it was really awkward to get out again. We ended up going home with it still inside her and everytime the car bounced it would rub the nibbles on the inside of her G spot. I finally got it out with a pair of pliers lol
 
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We’ve experimented with dildos, vibrators, various fruits and vegetables, wine and beer bottles, a baseball bat, hair brush handles, the post on the footboard of a bed, the gearshift knob on a car, a set of plastic balls, an improvised ice ‘dildo’ and the barrel of a toy pistol (during some kink play).

My favorite is something we call the “banana trick” - a thing KK picked up on from a dirty novel during our college days. She uses a slightly green, unripe banana (because it is firmer), peels it, and gently fucks herself with the banana until her orgasm mashes it. Then I get to clean up the remains - a pussy juice “banana split."
 
Not sure if this counts but when I was with my ex wife she wanted a kinky photo shoot in the snow. We went to our usual spot in the woods with heavy snow all around and next to a waterfall, only a stream with a drop of about 12ft. The waterfall had big icicles on it so a naughty plan was hatched between us and we built a snowman laid down (quite good too) and as a cock I broke one of the icicles off, and a pretty thick one too. I shaped the end to a bell end by rubbing it down on a near by rock. she stripped fully naked, it was about -6c but she didnt seem to mind, and sat straight down on this thick ice cock. I did some pretty raunchy shots of her riding this snowman and ice cock, but it didnt last long and soon melted so we fucked for real and her pussy was really cold. The photos got burned when we were splitting up but not before I showed them around
 
I only used a rolled sock or shower head before meeting my husband (24 yrs ago) Now I use vibrators and dildos. Sorry for the lack of exciting insertions. Here are a few pics of my favorites as of now. The last picture was a hint I displayed to show I was horny.
 

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We have a wide selection. We purchased many of them because her bulls requested them. She takes the requested toys for her bulls to use on her. Some of her bulls have there own toys they keep such as furniture, pillory, St Andrews cross, cages, etc.
 

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