Temps have a lot of bearing on my size. I can go from 2-2.5" flaccid to an innie when cold. My SPL measurement was 3.35" at the doctor on my last measurement, but when fully erect, I am close to 5"
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Temps have a lot of bearing on my size. I can go from 2-2.5" flaccid to an innie when cold. My SPL measurement was 3.35" at the doctor on my last measurement, but when fully erect, I am close to 5"
Maybe she was hinting that she wanted you for her bull.😊
Haha yeah, I always knew I was "larger" since I grew up with 3 cousins who's dicks were all smaller and a few women commented on how it was the biggest dick they'd had. My wife frequently makes jokes about it or even complains its too long sometimes but I always have trouble believing it.
Meanwhile, I'm watching porn / seeing some of the dicks on sites like this and thinking "damn, maybe its not that big." According to this its 99% / 80% though, which seems pretty good. It's just funny how up to 99% is 8" or less, then in that last 1% dicks can go from 8-12".
At the same time, while my wife probably only likes a 6-8" cock, I think she'd be quite happy of it were 8" around. Since they don't seem to make that, figure we can get there with two 5"-around cocks
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At the same time, while my wife probably only likes a 6-8" cock, I think she'd be quite happy of it were 8" around. Since they don't seem to make that, figure we can get there with two 5"-around cocks
My wife loves the same size as your wife, and that 6-8" is ideal for her to enjoy. Thickness, she loves thicker cocks. Two cock, DVP is one of her favorites
Waaaaaa!😭 I'm only 3". They love 6-8, 5" can take it or leave it, 4" unacceptable, 3" not even a contender, stand by for clean up duty bitch!
Comparison to the Average Dick
Length Percentile: 98.6%In a room of 1000 guys, 14 would be larger.
Girth Percentile: 96.2%
In a room of 1000 guys, 38 would be larger.
Chance you are her longest: 75.9%
Chance you are her thickest: 45.7%
I am 7"x5.5" but my wife was already a bit loose when I met her and I could plunge straight in lol. She told me all her guys(20ish) were bigger than average, that she felt lucky, and one guy was gigantic (10.5x6.5). Over the last years we have permanently stretched her out. My dick literally flops around inside her bucket, it's amazing. We use lots of huge cock sleeves and my estimation is the way she now takes a 9x8 sleeve (pretty easily), is the way she used to take me. I have pounded her to bits with a 10.5x8 monster and even a 9 x11. She was and is a size queen with a blown out bucket, so it's now to get her to fuck hung guys or probably best 2 in her at the same time.
I was about 6-6 1/2" and always thought I was small, thanks to porn. Then we went to a sex club, lots of other men. After some evaluation I changed my opinion, I was average. Now with years behind me I have shrunk, be prepared guys, 5-5 1/2" at best.
How Big is Your Dick?
Enter your measurements in inches.Length: 3.8”
Girth: 3.9”
Comparison to the Average Dick
Length Percentile: 0.6%In a room of 1000 guys, 994 would be larger.
Girth Percentile: 9.5%
In a room of 1000 guys, 905 would be larger.
Chances you are Her Smallest
The average woman will have 5 sexual partners in her life.Body Count (other than you): 5
Chance you are her shortest: 96.9%
Chance you are her least thick: 60.5%
I’m her only partner so the poor girl really hasn’t got to experience much
The average woman will have 5 sexual partners? I am surprised at this number, I have watched my wife take five other men together
My wife has had a lot of different dicks over the years, for us I have been the smallest other than one guy she had up in Indianapolis, IN. I was actually larger than he was.Comparison to the Average Dick
Length Percentile: 97.3%In a room of 1000 guys, 27 would be larger.
Girth Percentile: 96.3%
In a room of 1000 guys, 37 would be larger.
Comparison to Height Distribution
Your dick size is about as common as guys of these heightsYou would be 6 feet, 3 inches tall if your length percentile was your height percentile.
You would be 6 feet, 2 inches tall if your girth percentile was your height percentile.
Based on average male height in the United States
Comparison to World Population
106,457,902 guys on earth have a longer dick than you.145,175,890 guys on earth have a thicker dick than you.
Based on world population in February 2022
Comparison to Women's Ideal Dick
You are 0.51 inches longer and 0.71 inches thicker than women's ideal for a relationship.You are 0.41 inches longer and 0.51 inches thicker than women's ideal for a one-night-stand.
Chances you are Her Biggest
The average woman will have 5 sexual partners in her life.Body Count (other than you):
Chance you are her longest: 89.6%
Chance you are her thickest: 86.1%
SMALL CUCK: Just slightly under that we've entered pure cuck territory. At 4"x3.5" it's now 1.4 and 1.9 percentile for length and girth, nearly 2.5" shorter than a woman's ideal and 1.5" thinner. Your only chance of being her biggest is if she's only been with you. If she's fucked just one other guy your chances of being bigger than him are 1.4% and 1.9%. Two other guys? Zero percent chance you're her biggest, and virtually 100% chance you're her smallest.
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Comparison to the Average Dick
Length Percentile: 23.1%In a room of 1000 guys, 769 would be larger.
Girth Percentile: 43.9%
In a room of 1000 guys, 561 would be larger.
I have a theory that larger guys have more sexual partners though I can't find any research to support or refute it. If it did hold true it would be even more likely a woman has experienced a larger penis than average.
I just wrote this up for someone communicating about my wife.
May came along on a business trip when we were in our 30s. I forget the city, but a nice hotel with a nice bar. We had dinner there and adjourned to the bar.
As May and I were having drinks an older gentleman stood next to her. We struck up a conversation with the man, who must have been in his 70s. He was funny and charming as hell. May took a liking to him and, after a few more drinks, we asked the man (call him Abe) if he wanted to come up to our room for MORE drinks. Note that alcohol is May's slut sauce.
We got to our room and settled in while chatting. I realized May was probably interested in having sex with the man. She did what became a pattern of going to use the bathroom, taking a shower, and coming out with the hotel robe on, and nothing underneath. When she came out and sat on the couch in the room, next to Abe, and grabbed her drink. After a bit May placed her hand on Abe's thigh and he responded by doing the same, but sliding her robe open to expose her tits and pussy.
May looked at me with a smile and I nodded yes, then she leaned over to give Abe a kiss. He didn't hesistate to return the kiss and place his hand in her crotch to play with her pussy. He quickly fell to his knees and started licking her clit, while reaching for her nipples, sending May's eyes rolling back in her head.
Abe got up and said he needed to use the bathroom too. He went into the bathroom and we heard the shower running. While he was there, May told me she was going to fuck him. Abe came out of the bathroom with a towel around his skinny, old, waist and an obvious erection making a tent in the towel. He walked over to May, took his towel off to expose his hard cock to her. His cock was short, but had probably the thickest cock we had ever seen. If I go about 5 inches in girth, Abe was at least 8 inches!
He leaned into May to press his cock to her mouth, which she opened as wide as possible to take his short, fat, cock into into her mouth, stretching her mouth to her limits. He pumped his old, fat, cock into my Asian wife's mouth for a few minutes. Then he popped his cock out, literally, as May spread her legs and slid to the edge of the cock to invite Abe's fat cock into her pussy. This was before we used to take lube with us on trips, and it took Abe some time to work his cock into May. While he obviously didn't hit bottom on her, she groaned and was amazed at how thick the old fucker was.
And yeah, this was a rare time when we didn't require a strange man wear a condom before entering May, though she was on birth control.
Abe pumped his cock into May as she moaned and cried on the old man's cock. He probably fucked her for 15 minutes before he dumped his load into her. May just lay there, panting, as Abe got up and pressed his cock to her lips again to have he clean it up. He followed that with a gentlemanly kiss. After which he got dressed and left our room.
Point is, Abe was an old man with a short, but fat, cock and knew how to use it. He wasn't some 12 inch long cock that was just rammed into my wife. May still says that was one her most memorable fucks.
May came along on a business trip when we were in our 30s. I forget the city, but a nice hotel with a nice bar. We had dinner there and adjourned to the bar.
As May and I were having drinks an older gentleman stood next to her. We struck up a conversation with the man, who must have been in his 70s. He was funny and charming as hell. May took a liking to him and, after a few more drinks, we asked the man (call him Abe) if he wanted to come up to our room for MORE drinks. Note that alcohol is May's slut sauce.
We got to our room and settled in while chatting. I realized May was probably interested in having sex with the man. She did what became a pattern of going to use the bathroom, taking a shower, and coming out with the hotel robe on, and nothing underneath. When she came out and sat on the couch in the room, next to Abe, and grabbed her drink. After a bit May placed her hand on Abe's thigh and he responded by doing the same, but sliding her robe open to expose her tits and pussy.
May looked at me with a smile and I nodded yes, then she leaned over to give Abe a kiss. He didn't hesistate to return the kiss and place his hand in her crotch to play with her pussy. He quickly fell to his knees and started licking her clit, while reaching for her nipples, sending May's eyes rolling back in her head.
Abe got up and said he needed to use the bathroom too. He went into the bathroom and we heard the shower running. While he was there, May told me she was going to fuck him. Abe came out of the bathroom with a towel around his skinny, old, waist and an obvious erection making a tent in the towel. He walked over to May, took his towel off to expose his hard cock to her. His cock was short, but had probably the thickest cock we had ever seen. If I go about 5 inches in girth, Abe was at least 8 inches!
He leaned into May to press his cock to her mouth, which she opened as wide as possible to take his short, fat, cock into into her mouth, stretching her mouth to her limits. He pumped his old, fat, cock into my Asian wife's mouth for a few minutes. Then he popped his cock out, literally, as May spread her legs and slid to the edge of the cock to invite Abe's fat cock into her pussy. This was before we used to take lube with us on trips, and it took Abe some time to work his cock into May. While he obviously didn't hit bottom on her, she groaned and was amazed at how thick the old fucker was.
And yeah, this was a rare time when we didn't require a strange man wear a condom before entering May, though she was on birth control.
Abe pumped his cock into May as she moaned and cried on the old man's cock. He probably fucked her for 15 minutes before he dumped his load into her. May just lay there, panting, as Abe got up and pressed his cock to her lips again to have he clean it up. He followed that with a gentlemanly kiss. After which he got dressed and left our room.
Point is, Abe was an old man with a short, but fat, cock and knew how to use it. He wasn't some 12 inch long cock that was just rammed into my wife. May still says that was one her most memorable fucks.
there is little doubt that I am the smallest in the room
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