Chances You are Her Biggest (or Smallest) Dick - Calculator

[farmbitch]

it is all about size.....

 

[owlmale]

Thank goodness for dildos!

 

[Suedostbaier]

it is really sad that Nature has created men with 2-3 inch dicks (when erect) and let them play and wonder and ultimately suffer a whole lifetime...

 

[DaddyX]

Length Percentile: 100%

In a room of 1000 guys, 0 would be larger.

Girth Percentile: 99.7%

In a room of 1000 guys, 3 would be larger.

Body Count (other than you): 20

Chance you are her longest: 100%

Chance you are her thickest: 93.9%

 

[AceFace]

I'm above average Joe yey, it's really hard to measure with the metal tapes 😂😂😂

 

[Creamer17]

Now that’s cool!(; but of a confidence booster

 

[DewMyWife]

Now that’s cool!(; but of a confidence booster

When I was in college, a girl nicknamed me "Flea." I'm 5'7"

 

[GirthyOne]

Here's mine....

 

[owlmale]

I'm pretty lucky to have this anytime I want. We've been in the lifestyle since the late 90's. It wasn't until then when we realized Bob is larger than most. Many ladies have been surprised and made comment about his equipment.

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Bigger then hubby by far

 

[Wfshta]

This is cool but already knew I'm not the biggest

 

[Joeyh269]

That is a pretty cool calculator. Just did mine.

 

[Kneel2Zod]

I fall somewhere in the middle ground

 

[droopy1]

Mine said I'm in the 0 percentile for length and 1.8 for thickness. Guess thats why my wife doesn't consider me a man and has to have a bf .

 

[MisterThickDick]

In a room of 1000 guys, 0 would be longer.
In a room of 1000 guys, 0 would be thicker.
You would be 6 feet, 8 inches tall if your length percentile was your height percentile.
You would be 7 feet, 2 inches tall if your girth percentile was your height percentile.
465,946 guys on earth have a longer dick than you.
39 guys on earth have a thicker dick than you.
Chance you are her longest (out of 50): 99.4%
Chance you are her thickest (out of 50): 100%

 

[droopy1]

In a room of 1000 guys, 0 would be longer.
In a room of 1000 guys, 0 would be thicker.
You would be 6 feet, 8 inches tall if your length percentile was your height percentile.
You would be 7 feet, 2 inches tall if your girth percentile was your height percentile.
465,946 guys on earth have a longer dick than you.
39 guys on earth have a thicker dick than you.
Chance you are her longest (out of 50): 99.4%
Chance you are her thickest (out of 50): 100%

What are your actual measurements?

 

[franklyn]

What are the chances you have the biggest cock she's ever had?

Put in your size and see your results: https://dickcalculator.netlify.app/

Thought this was an interesting tool that this forum might appreciate. After entering your measurements it shows you comparison to the average dick, world population, and chances you are her biggest (or smallest), and more.

Some highlights:

• BIG BULL: I measure 98.6 percentile for length and 99.7 percentile for girth (7"x6"). If I slept with a woman who had been with the average 5 other sexual partners there's a 93.3% chance I'm her longest and 98.4% chance I'm her thickest. Double that and my chances are still strong: 10 other guys there's am 87.1% chance I'm her longest, 96.9% chance I'm her thickest, and 0% chance I'm her smallest.
• ABOVE AVERAGE JOE: At 6"x5" you are in the 76 and 79 percentile, and very close to what most women consider the ideal penis size. If she's had 5 other partners there's a 26.9% and 30.8% chance you're her biggest, but just a 0.1% chance you're her smallest. For a slightly more promiscuous woman your chances sink to less than 10% that you're her biggest.
• AVERAGE JOE: Using the perfectly average cock (5.5"x4.5") it's the 50 percentile. For a woman who has been with the average 5 men there's just a 3.1% chance you're her biggest. 10 men, there is a 0.1% chance you're her longest or thickest dick, but also a 0.1% chance you're her smallest. Right down the middle.
• BELOW AVERAGE JOE: It doesn't take much to move the numbers. By going down just half an inch in length and girth from the Average Joe (5"x4"), the Below-Average Joe sinks to the 23.1 percentile for length and 13.2 percentile for girth. You're over an inch shorter and and thinner than a woman's ideal dick. If a woman has slept with even just one other guy there's a paltry 23.1% (length) and 13.2% (girth) chance you're her biggest. Two other guys - it drops to 5.3% and 1.8%. Using our standard of 10 other guys there's a 0% chance you're her biggest and 7.2% (length) and 24.2% (girth) you're her smallest.
• SMALL CUCK: Just slightly under that we've entered pure cuck territory. At 4"x3.5" it's now 1.4 and 1.9 percentile for length and girth, nearly 2.5" shorter than a woman's ideal and 1.5" thinner. Your only chance of being her biggest is if she's only been with you. If she's fucked just one other guy your chances of being bigger than him are 1.4% and 1.9%. Two other guys? Zero percent chance you're her biggest, and virtually 100% chance you're her smallest.

How do you size up?

100% I’m the biggest cock she’s ever had. 100% I’m also the smallest because mine is the only one she’s ever had 😢

 

[MisterThickDick]

What are your actual measurements?

8” x 7.5”

 

[droopy1]

8” x 7.5”

Thats big! I"m only 3" x 4.5"

 

[jackyb]

great calculator. good to get the hard facts

 

[TallUKBlonde]

Very interesting link, although I'm not sure how scientific it really is. I put my hubby's details in and he is very much average, which is good- average height, average size.

Interestingly (encouragingly?), half the men in a room of 1,000 would be longer, and 210 would be thicker. Almost 2 billion in the planet are longer, but only 458 million are thicker than my husband.

Based on number of partners I've had, the calculator says there is Zero percent chance that he is my biggest ever. Correct!
The calculator doesn't go on the calculate how many past lovers would have been bigger. Maybe they should add that for interest.
( For the record, it's 7, or maybe 8.)

When I put in my biggest lover's details (estimated), apparently there are over 12 million men on the planet thicker, but only 8 men on the planet that are longer, which is clearly nonsense.

It's good for a bit of fun though.