Chances You are Her Biggest (or Smallest) Dick - Calculator

My results:
length percentile: 99.8%
girth percentile: 99.9%
I remember when I was younger I assumed I was average and kept buying regular sized condoms, which were very difficult to put on for me.
Until I was with a more experienced woman who told me that I needed to use the extra-large ones.
:)
 
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Length Percentile: 98%

In a room of 1000 guys, 20 would be larger.

Girth Percentile: 73.1%

In a room of 1000 guys, 269 would be larger.
You don't know how difficult it is for me to find those 20 guys with larger cock than mine for my girl. With the 269 it's somehow easier.
 
I just wrote this up for someone communicating about my wife.

May came along on a business trip when we were in our 30s. I forget the city, but a nice hotel with a nice bar. We had dinner there and adjourned to the bar.
As May and I were having drinks an older gentleman stood next to her. We struck up a conversation with the man, who must have been in his 70s. He was funny and charming as hell. May took a liking to him and, after a few more drinks, we asked the man (call him Abe) if he wanted to come up to our room for MORE drinks. Note that alcohol is May's slut sauce.

We got to our room and settled in while chatting. I realized May was probably interested in having sex with the man. She did what became a pattern of going to use the bathroom, taking a shower, and coming out with the hotel robe on, and nothing underneath. When she came out and sat on the couch in the room, next to Abe, and grabbed her drink. After a bit May placed her hand on Abe's thigh and he responded by doing the same, but sliding her robe open to expose her tits and pussy.

May looked at me with a smile and I nodded yes, then she leaned over to give Abe a kiss. He didn't hesistate to return the kiss and place his hand in her crotch to play with her pussy. He quickly fell to his knees and started licking her clit, while reaching for her nipples, sending May's eyes rolling back in her head.
Abe got up and said he needed to use the bathroom too. He went into the bathroom and we heard the shower running. While he was there, May told me she was going to fuck him. Abe came out of the bathroom with a towel around his skinny, old, waist and an obvious erection making a tent in the towel. He walked over to May, took his towel off to expose his hard cock to her. His cock was short, but had probably the thickest cock we had ever seen. If I go about 5 inches in girth, Abe was at least 8 inches!

He leaned into May to press his cock to her mouth, which she opened as wide as possible to take his short, fat, cock into into her mouth, stretching her mouth to her limits. He pumped his old, fat, cock into my Asian wife's mouth for a few minutes. Then he popped his cock out, literally, as May spread her legs and slid to the edge of the cock to invite Abe's fat cock into her pussy. This was before we used to take lube with us on trips, and it took Abe some time to work his cock into May. While he obviously didn't hit bottom on her, she groaned and was amazed at how thick the old fucker was.

And yeah, this was a rare time when we didn't require a strange man wear a condom before entering May, though she was on birth control.

Abe pumped his cock into May as she moaned and cried on the old man's cock. He probably fucked her for 15 minutes before he dumped his load into her. May just lay there, panting, as Abe got up and pressed his cock to her lips again to have he clean it up. He followed that with a gentlemanly kiss. After which he got dressed and left our room.

Point is, Abe was an old man with a short, but fat, cock and knew how to use it. He wasn't some 12 inch long cock that was just rammed into my wife. May still says that was one her most memorable fucks.

Sounds like a very hot evening for your wife. Some of my wife's most memorable fucks have been average or slightly under-average-size guys as you describe.
 
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I have always had a very small penis. I have been to three different doctors over time who did measurements to determine if I classify as having a "micropenis." I was born with an endocrine deficiency, and my small penis has been determined to be from a lack of testosterone during fetal development. Growing up, I was in a medical study researching how normal development progressed. The control group I was a part of consisted of 12 of us boys who were monitored until age 18. As a part of the research, we were all measured each year. It was an "SPL" measurement where they stretched your flaccid penis to take the measurement. I never understood why they stretched your soft penis to measure it, but that is the official measurement that is used.

I saw a new urologist in 2018 for my annual prostrate exam, and he said I had a micropenis. I told him in the past, I was always told my SPL measurement showed that I did not have a micropenis. He repeated the measurement using the same technique and said I was, in fact, within the lower end of the normal deviation and did not have a micropenis.
Sorry about the question, but I really can't help it. Do you have children? Is it possible with such size?
 
The average woman will have 5 sexual partners? I am surprised at this number, I have watched my wife take five other men together :devilish: My wife has had a lot of different dicks over the years, for us I have been the smallest other than one guy she had up in Indianapolis, IN. I was actually larger than he was.
Just 5? That doesn't sound right. My wife has had multiples of that number in one night, but then you can reasonably argue she's at the other extreme.
 
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We agree. We also thought 5 was a very low number.
Lies, damn lies, and statistics. I minored in stats in college and continue to use them in my professional work so when I read "average" I start asking lots of questions (age distribution, demographics, etc.). I know this doesn't warrant much thought or discussion but I can't see how the average women (US?) can only have five sexual partners in a lifetime. If your college educated you've had at least this many just in those four years. Anyway....
 
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Lies, damn lies, and statistics. I minored in stats in college and continue to use them in my professional work so when I read "average" I start asking lots of questions (age distribution, demographics, etc.). I know this doesn't warrant much thought or discussion but I can't see how the average women (US?) can only have five sexual partners in a lifetime. If your college educated you've had at least this many just in those four years. Anyway....
I think it depends on the age of the woman. If its based on women's number of partners in their whole lifetime, the survey should have been done only with women 70+ years of age, since the numbers of the younger ones are likely to still be changing.
 
I have always had a very small penis. I have been to three different doctors over time who did measurements to determine if I classify as having a "micropenis." I was born with an endocrine deficiency, and my small penis has been determined to be from a lack of testosterone during fetal development. Growing up, I was in a medical study researching how normal development progressed. The control group I was a part of consisted of 12 of us boys who were monitored until age 18. As a part of the research, we were all measured each year. It was an "SPL" measurement where they stretched your flaccid penis to take the measurement. I never understood why they stretched your soft penis to measure it, but that is the official measurement that is used.

I saw a new urologist in 2018 for my annual prostrate exam, and he said I had a micropenis. I told him in the past, I was always told my SPL measurement showed that I did not have a micropenis. He repeated the measurement using the same technique and said I was, in fact, within the lower end of the normal deviation and did not have a micropenis.
Just use your mouth and a dildo works for me.
 
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I was about 6-6 1/2" and always thought I was small, thanks to porn. Then we went to a sex club, lots of other men. After some evaluation I changed my opinion, I was average. Now with years behind me I have shrunk, be prepared guys, 5-5 1/2" at best.
I went from 6 inches when younger to 5 inches or so now and usually not as hard.